Old Stuff Day

good morning hello everybody how are you thank you once again to MBR Cleaning Services offering weekly bi-weekly deep cleaning services call Bruno 508-280-0605 and you can visit them online for a landscaping tree work I've got to call him I need I need a lot of stuff done so that is online MBR landscaping.com so Thursday morning to you hey where'd the snow go um well it's 40 out and once again Mother Nature hasn't decided if it's in like a lion out like a lamb right in in like a line out like a lamb yeah well it's coming in like a lion because it doesn't know what it wants no no typical female at Mother Nature doesn't know what it wants not the worst just kidding it's National um what is it old old day National old stuff day so I brought Hank very happy to be here very happy to be anywhere well it's awesome there you go thank you uh National read Across America day so this is I used to get asked to go and read Dr Seuss books to the kids really they don't ask me anymore why I don't probably because I'm way too good oh and I mean if you don't have me then you know right you don't know what you're missing so okay I did love reading those oh yeah Dr Seuss books that's are those okay to read they have to be cleaned up no actually he was really good they're coming out with another version of a new one obviously not written by Dr Seuss right obviously not uh but they are kind of continuing on the legends of the books oh good good morning Alex tell you today is also national self-injury awareness day don't worry I know I hurt myself all the time wow I'm aware that I fall down the stairs not a problem hey Pam good morning thanks for joining us so yeah it's been a wild week mom's gone almost already oh yeah get that cowbell like get it ready because I gotta celebrate okay she wasn't here that long no well of course not when she's ready to go she's ready to go well she made me sit with her on Sunday go over my schedule for the entire week of the times that would be available before she booked her flight home oh and then she picked her flight in the time that I was the most busy of course like it was everything that I said is out the window because I'm not listening to what you're saying right she did I'm I'm not being rude folks I'm trying to find your comments so I can so I can follow them along on my thing here and and all right we gotta back out and we're gonna start it again so yeah she left and I'm thankful for that but you had a good time with Mom though really no it's low level passive aggressive so it's like Steph she asks questions and that's her version of saying the things she wants to say to you without actually pointing fingers at you oh okay she puts it in a form of a question like Jeopardy oh okay uh does Cliff keep it as cold as possible downstairs well yeah Mom he does he does you know our electric Bill's a thousand bucks but yeah it's great it's fine thanks yeah everything's in the form of a question right we just could I would like to build it wasn't that bad oh well good I'm jealous ours is always bad and I don't know why so we have to figure that one out oh any HVAC people you want to come and take a look at this nightmare over here uh you're hired you probably yeah you do you probably need to have it checked out this is you're hired this isn't that big a house no where I know we're we're completely slammed and we need to start doing better about all the other things hiring Outsourcing has the HVAC been here since you've been here now okay how long ago I don't know probably 10 years and it still should be kind of okay yeah that's what I'm saying but now it's two zones oh so it's like far beyond that from me understanding like where my kids rooms will be hot and mine will be frozen I'm like something's not getting to where it's supposed to be going downstairs one zone upstairs yeah right yeah that should that should be okay exactly well it's not it's not okay well yep got somebody in here we'll get somebody in here is right our friend Greg just joined our live today is just one of those days where it's going to be completely off so Hank squeeze in apparently hey come over towards me we'll make room for Greg I'll throw your microphone up because we just got started and we haven't really started talking about anything and I'm ready for Seafood Sam's because they're opening today today or tomorrow we're very efficient here yeah well you gotta like get in the camera I know you're not in the camera come on over all right Groupon all right I know pretend we like each other squeeze in I'll just move back and then we've got room for Greg good right we'll just keep pushing Craig let's just do half my face which half which is a good half oh and I'm in the I'm doing um I can hide again I got the green yeah you're blending a bit I'm going to be half the floating head we'll put your microphone in front of your face though now things are about to get weird yeah right everybody there's Greg Greg came out to tomatillos last night oh he did he did he did he was heckling the lady next to him had you never met her before I have no idea who that very polite individual is I really well I gotta give her credit because I thought she was actually with you I had to break her in when she had a couple sips of her cocktail she was uh uh uh in into the vibe of the stupid commentary that absolutely enjoy she was very good sport about it I love it pretty fantastic good morning John my mother went back to Florida for five months good for you but you miss your mother now I'm not gonna do the radio ads and the demon voice again I'm not worm has a killer glare off that chrome dome of his there you go good morning yes yes so yeah I did have a good laugh at everybody up you'll identify with the younger audience there you go there's a guy with the hoodie there you go so let's read across I just assume my age that's ageism we already talked about it it's it's old stuff day so I brought Hank to work today so we're good I haven't fully hi nice to meet you I haven't fully met you I don't know what digs I'm allowed to take yet so oh I'll let her make the age joke we'll just we'll just play along Hank is pretty good Hank rolls with the punches just as long as you don't shush him we've learned this as long as I don't shush them we're good there's no like pinch of the knee no no ah all right perfect I think everybody is organized now I we were talking about read Across America Day Taylor Swift just made her Golden Books did you see this already a bestseller not even out yet of course it is how hard is it to make a golden book what what's a golden book you don't remember that from your kids days I can't remember yesterday the little books when you were a kid with like the little gold Edge are we dating ourselves are we too old I think we are I don't remember the gold leaf edging on the childhood thick cardboard books that you're probably you don't remember hi of course I don't know not a big reader there I'm not uh Hank you had a big meeting yesterday for uh real estate stuff how was all that oh that was really good we had actually it was it was quite interesting we had a um uh the sandwich Realtors had their monthly meeting and the guest speaker was from habitat I thought awesome and it was you think you know a lot about habitat because you see um you see them in the news or you see things um you know being built and everything but um it's very interesting the uh commitment that the people who are going to move into the houses have to make they have to give 250 hours of Sweat Equity it's built with simply volunteers like Jimmy Carter and not here on the cape but that's what Jimmy Carter used to do um and the people who are going to own homes and they only build on Tuesdays and Saturdays okay so they can so they can get volunteers the biggest problem they have is they don't buy land they need to have land donated to them all right which we don't have much of here on Cape Cod no there's no shortage there no but they're building a coupling sandwich they're building 10 in Falmouth and the speaker talked about a 15-year battle they had um with someone in Wellfleet la di da who lived in New York who didn't want one home built next to their summer home yeah and it was just a whole Litany of those people and just it's it's incredible to still hear those stories the haves don't want the have-nots after all these years after all these years I don't want those kind of people living next to and those kind of people hard workers hard workers um uh the speaker said every home that I think is currently being built in sandwich and a Falmouth right now it's for single moms with kids who work yeah once who need housing right now the most Greg and I are the ones that volunteer for literally anything they're like well we need a volunteer let's call Greg and Stephanie we're First Team all volunteer Habitat for Humanity is actually a good time you get a lot of people going together and you're just banging Nails putting stuff up and as one of the younger so I've helped do a couple wall reasons and such yeah on some of the sites and uh it's funny the uh you have the young kids that have no idea what they're doing but they clearly have the backs that aren't broken yet and then and when you get to the sites there's the older generation that has built everything because that's what they used to do in their trades and they're a little bit slower but everything is absolutely perfect so you see this whole efficiency thing and get out of my way you little yeah I'm like yes sir pick that up put it over there and get out I'm like oh okay yeah yeah okay I know what I'm doing damn it yep I'm getting out of here also how's your back on the fact that he doesn't know what a golden book is so whatever not apparently we you missed it but Taylor Swift is bringing it back I figured it was a dig at her do you think she actually wrote it though probably knowing her she writes all of her own stuff yeah yeah she does and she wrote a book about like I thought she did songs about X's yeah she's run out of access now so I don't pets yes she does her cat is a multi-millionaire her cat makes more money than all of us combined sitting at this table oh yeah exactly I can't afford gold books I don't know don't talk to me about it I can't afford your Golden Books Taylor Swift so yeah it is that time of year around here where we March can't make up its mind and seafood Sams is back because it's the Lenten season I kind of get excited it feels like there's things more things happening so this time of year I'm kind of pumped for around the cape at any rate yeah the Cape is starting to wake up does it ever go to sleep anymore it doses Greg doesn't Greg's all about karaoke what can you please tell the karaoke story it's not good that I'm gonna say which karaoke story oh the most recent karaoke we can't no come on please talk about it because I think that uh it Bears repeating so if you ever are embarrassed by something Hank don't tell your friend Stephanie about it I think I've learned that yeah I've got I've got some life advice I just learned this moment in my life oh you want to hear how bad this was for me no let's go on the Air Tonight I'm actually doing karaoke we're running karaoke now for a couple of events just because people want that to mix into whatever and so obviously you know we're not karaoke by trade people however we can handle it for a couple of hours so we were asked for someone's 50th birthday that's coming up if we could just like set it up and let them which means we're not capable of setting things up we'll end up doing it and it'll be fun so I want this to be a lesson to people as you're going to friends or going out with friends to a karaoke situation where you have a guy like Greg who'll just get up there and sing oh yeah just pick me anything just pick a song for me I'll be fine and what did we sing Greg when you say we I don't remember you being there I needed a wingman and you sir were not there no I wasn't I let you down thanks Hank had I been there what would I have said with you way to get on the right foot here we go this is my new not so best friend Hank Iowa thanks Stephanie let me share this painfully awkward situation and that I didn't want to tell anybody about it I feel like it's therapeutic you just peel the Band-Aid off and talk with everyone I need more therapy and I've had enough good Lord um so I took my mom out for uh post Valentine's Day because I'm not going out on the 14th that's craziness um but we went out to one restaurant we saw some friends Chad had a good time and I was thinking oh love dinner a drink too whatever and uh call it night stumbled into some friends excuse me we were sitting there they stumbled in no stumbling okay everybody was sober right at that point hopefully um but no saw some friends started chatting some other friends came out uh and said hey there's karaoke down the street you want to go I'm looking at me going I'm looking at you I I know you're gonna go so and Craig doesn't miss a chance to get in front of a microphone also it's nice meeting everyone oh man so good so my mother is now convinced to come to karaoke as well with a couple friends we go down the street there's a little bachelorette party there having a good time sitting right next to us like six girls um they're loud and obnoxious got all their play toys and boas and having a ball yep the stuff girls do when they go out together for whatever reason habitable it could have been a Tuesday who knows uh then my friend sneaks up and puts me up for a song now I think I know what this song is going to be because this particular friend loves this particular song I was wrong Hank should have been there and this and the song was yeah so it's me my mom and a couple friends and a bachelorette party and I was put up to sing uh a cardi B tune uh a semi-current fan favorite okay and this doesn't stand for wireless access point uh which is what I thought when I saw the acronym did you get up there and sing [ __ ] in front of your mother yes or no I don't want to tell you where the video footage is he did he did in fact sing [ __ ] in front of his mother and I'm not telling you what the acronym is maybe I'll write it down wireless access point I told you yep here figure it out yeah yes bring a bucket and a mop would it helped me visualize my past traumas funny story about cardi B my girlfriend and I'm not gonna name names right now but cardi B is serving some community service times since we're talking about habitat right now in New York at her cousin's work and she's like cardi B's at Bailey's work right now I was like take photos she's like we're not allowed so what is she doing cardi b i i well I know that she works for the airport so I'm not sure if she's out there like cleaning up trash on the runway or what whatever she's doing he works at the airport cardi B is doing community service hours at the airport I'm not going to tell you what state it's in or where about it is okay so I shouldn't know this information but I know this information because you can't just go and serve community service being cardi B without people talking about it so what did she do that ended up getting her oh she's a hot mess she's she's well I know that what did she do I don't know probably had the latest fight with somebody doesn't she have physical fights with people often like get out of her way makes for great people watching it does good morning Norma maybe Norma was there 80s a rap bust a move oh that's your go-to karaoke song what's everybody's go-to karaoke song pick a genre oh really you've got one for each of them well I no I'm told to sing when there's a dry moment uh for instance some other DJs you know that I uh good morning Alan good morning I'm friends for instance I'm friends with MattyB yeah um and that I think all started when I was living in Mashpee and we were going to the sandwich Taverna on Thursday nights and he's in our early 20s um and there'd be three or four to ten of us at any given Thursday night uh uh uh let's see Fat Bottom Girls I remember another deadline all the time it's a good one uh Rapper's Delight I would do Mambo Number Five uh Ellen's has Hit Me With Your Best Shot Devin Went Down to Georgia for John good morning Jim hey Seraphina thanks for checking in Wanted Dead or Alive that's a good one uh I always go Patsy Cline it's like a easy easy One Crazy Little Thing Called Love yep how about feelings I don't have any anymore sailing that's an easy one whoa whoa whoa feeling will you get up there and bust out some karaoke Hank well I I've been well he's like I've been known to do a few numbers here and there I I did years ago with my following one God Rest his soul but I bet you'd make a great Busta Rhymes aficionado which one you got I'm prepared to settle with whatever you're bringing to the table right didn't didn't Buster Rhymes used to be didn't you have another name or am I thinking of someone else no all those rappers changed their name but Busta Rhymes yeah okay all right I'm thinking of somebody else Kanye has had four different names yeah Diddy's had a couple yup Sean Combs John Puffy Combs Puff Daddy they get bored we're going to read it yeah exactly yeah Ed Sheeran's got some new Tunes I was actually talking about it on the air earlier and I'm excited for new music from edge here and although everyone says that Ed Sheeran has the same song he just changes the lyrics to yes someone was saying he's a pretty good rapper he actually has a bit of a flow he does he absolutely does um so I'm looking forward to just new music period uh there was a news story yesterday that I didn't get a chance to talk about because it is a common issue when my husband and I dine out you said you were out with your mom Greg and I love that when you go out to eat with Mari Hank do you never do you get the same thing ever it's an Unwritten rule that you don't eat the same item when you're married also if I'm gonna get something my first bite of his is of his food I don't know why you don't order the same thing it's an Unwritten rule oh you don't order the same thing as each other correct right oh I thought I can't have a cheeseburger every time oh no you can have a cheeseburger every time because I'm having a cheeseburger I guess President Biden and Jill went out to eat and they both ordered the same rigatoni dish and this sparked a conversation about when you're going out to eat with your significant other you don't order the same thing it's nonsense how do you know maybe you are the perfect couple things maybe there's no discrepancies between who you get the seafood I'll get the steak and potato exactly this is what you go out for this is why you go out with other people to eat their food too no no I I can't I get she gets what she wants and then I get what she tells me I want ah so that's how to make a marriage work and that's right what are we having for dinner what's on the menu what do I want happy wife happy life here I am single good morning Susan and Jackie hello Jonathan thanks for joining us this morning so I saw that keto and paleo the diets are the worst the ones that everybody's on right now now they're the worst for you if we make up our mind about how we're gonna live a little bit longer we just bought some keto bread at the store and it's really good well you know what Hank now it's bad for you oh what's keto bread it bread somehow made with the keto formula it tastes like normal not weird like like red stuff or anything yeah it's like Ezekiel Bread it tastes good I'm sure it's just got like more fat in it they're probably using full fat stuff instead of the more carb stuff which is the low-fat stuff no it was good it was good I'm no dietitian clearly look at me so I had nothing for you other than I was like okay the one the diet that everyone's saying to take now is not the diet to eat so you know what I know it's what everybody else is doing wrong my opinion is fact and there's nothing you can tell me about it I love it don't lose your debit card anyone if you've ever left your debit card behind at a bar and you've had to go get a new one don't be doing that because we're running out of chips apparently oh really so they're not able to remake you your debit card it is going to be a situation am I supposed to save the old ones that I cut up do you can you repurpose a chip like that Greg you're our resident digital expert I do not know please ask Siri she's listening at all times as well 100 right yes I don't know if you can recycle them how do you how do you but if you lose it how can you recycle it if you don't have it no there's don't lose it because you might not get another one and that's what I'm saying as far as the ones that are yucky and expired and bad don't lose it keep it right because you might need a chip keep an eye on your property I think it's gonna let somebody rip you off just don't lose it I think so it's still my identity right now they might improve it I don't know all of a sudden get after it all of a sudden all your social media has random potions of this guy named George and you know why does that happen I'm noticing that a lot in some of our town Pages some of our group Town pages that there's the Amazon people that are like we've got a job for you make 400 a day by doing nothing Those ads and stuff like that are coming in the um County pages and straight up pornography on some of them oh yeah I was just like what the okay that is does anyone is anybody watching this town page yep and people are saying they were the moderators and people saying they have money and they help you pay your bills that there's a lot of scams there's a specific woman out of Hyannis actually that keeps changing profiles that keeps having random things for sale and keeps stealing people's money why are you falling for this if you don't have the goods in your hand don't pay someone for them online right do you trust random people on social media no but all of their opinions are valid and mean something it's Greg yeah no no perfect representation of myself and because you're not in front of me I can feel free to say something without getting slapped in the face it's the internet total garbage well I was talking to you yesterday at Thomas about that and specifically about some of the stuff that we've talked about on the show and Hank and I have my little comfort zone of our Facebook page we ask questions like do you pay your bills when you get them or do you pay them later on or all at once or whatever and we put up light fluffy memes about 80s bad hair that's what's on there today we it's a nice comforting community that we've built I don't know I feel segregated over here now I've taken it to YouTube and Hank was I mean we were canceled yesterday on YouTube it is the wild west on YouTube that I was just like oh cake you can't say that but then me saying something else that was construed as fascist and I'm like wait a minute what what and I'm reading all these comments and my husband's like good for you you have Internet Hate that's what you need that's he's like you haven't made it until but I I people hate you probably reminded how scary it is out there when you put it out to the into the YouTube yeah these people are also you have to remember these people are crying in their mother's basement right now hating their own lives also it should have gotta aim it at someone else yeah good morning good morning Karen good morning Lauren and prom not a prompt oh gotcha and uh Lauren hi hugs to you I know you're going through a lot so hang in there there's a light at the end of the tunnel it's working a lot she lost a family member so a lot going on with her life right now so hugs and love and warm feelings also our happy medium Susan just had surgery so hugs and love to you I don't know what kind of medication you're on right now but I hope it's good cheers I texted her yesterday I was like how are you feeling she's like I don't know where I am I was like okay I'll talk to you later she did check back in do you need someone to sit on the couch or are you just gonna drool into the bucket yeah yeah I hate that feeling I really do uh Justin Bieber canceled the rest of his tour probably because his wife can't uh stop being canceled have you followed any of this situation that's going on right now no straight up bullying more of the stuff that I was talking about me being introduced to hi yes I I'm 45 and I've never put anything on YouTube so I didn't realize it was the Wild West okay I'm late to the party just accepting these things I can show you the world right so Justin Bieber's wife had a situation this week where she is lost over half a million followers because she was bullying Selena Gomez and for whatever it's the dumbest thing ever she's bullying her this is a woman that used to date her her husband so that's when they were like 12. exactly they were children wait they're still 12. I at least he's 29 he just had his 29th birthday yesterday yeah he's still 12. yeah you're right yeah exactly so yeah he I've never worked in radio before sorry so Selena Gomez is out there she laminated her eyebrows so she looked a little weird she shared it with her social media followers so then all of a sudden Kylie Jenner and also uh Haley Bieber uh started mocking her on social and people actually saw it for the first time the out and bright bullying of them and stopped following the two of them making Selena Gomez now the most followed person on Instagram okay hang on everyone she did what do her eyebrows she laminated thank you okay thank you Hank Okay so I'm picturing what is that it's when you take a clear thing yeah and there's something in the middle and there's another clear thing and it's squished together right and it's always at the top of an eye socket how are you yeah what is this did someone put Saran wrap on their head and breathe in hold on what is laminating good morning Dave hagner you just missed our talk about Habitat for Humanity also happy sweet 16 birthday Jojo hey Jojo Karen's JoJo happy and good morning rtb happy birthday to Jojo happy birthday to you see look at that you even got a son a singagram that's right from Hank he charges for that so for you nothing so laminating laminating your eyebrows is similar to that it's like this plastic thing but if you laminate them too much they just look like like crazy like they're wispy and Tall they kind of look like eyelashes so basically your eyebrows look like eyelashes saying you was saying a couple weeks ago you were gonna do oh no have your eyebrows cut and colored in or something or something yes I want I need that I don't have it look at your eyebrows tattooed or something yeah it is a tattoo of the eyebrow okay Lexi I'm coming for you eventually I will go and get my eyebrows fixed thank you I'm going to say as the curmudgeon of the group hashtag old manhiller if you look too perfect are you allowed to hug like you're just you're too perfect like be human oh you were actually hi Stephanie hi Hank high white claw I mean Greg love rtb white core that's your um what's your refreshment of choice hey Casey thanks for joining us this morning so it is Greg AKA worm AKA White Club nope well it was really funny so Karen one of the waitresses over at tomatillos who's also a grade school teacher yesterday was like how do I know him how do I know him I was like oh he does he volunteers like she's like police K-9 right and I was like yeah so Greg volunteers for a lot of stuff him and I this year um it's coming up again we did kids day which is a super great thing that the BPD puts on for all of the kids on all of the cape can come and have just a free day of fun it's just like the way we used to remember what was that day it was we had a day at school where it was just like outside activities yeah thank you words this kind of touch and truck situations and at the end depending on EPA you know nuisances there's a phone party um I think they had to stop it because they didn't have enough of the right stuff to create Suds in the field so for good reason you know I guess yeah right there's a dunk tank with all the cops that yeah yeah police officer that's a that's a big one over there buddy Brian that's good Brian loves getting the duct tape no well you I love him dearly he starts off with oh I'm not doing that that's awful oh okay he's secretly here's my Speedo let's do this I agree good morning Dan good morning Mr Allen weird I wasn't planning on this yeah right no no he does secretly love it and he is technically retired right uh no he gets up he goes to work once in a while still all right Brian we love you thank you for checking in um so Duncan has a free as Hank has in front of him probably not if you have the app you get a free you get a free beverage I should get the app because I'm there every day well that's what I'm saying start getting your robot oh winter warrior 23. it's good for a free beverage all this week up until next Wednesday just in case you've got the app and wanted to say all this week this is already Thursday yeah right oh Ken Ken the voice of lemonadeio is checking in with us right now Ken I've got a lot of things for you to voice we are we are moving we're shaking Hank's gonna be taking over the weekends he's going to be doing some some shows which I'm looking forward to and uh we got some new people moving into the studio we might actually have a physical location coming up soon so yay yeah our little lemonadeio is growing up going up into a whole big lemon tree that's it perfect um so we have I didn't get a chance to talk to to you about Jeopardy are you watching Jeopardy still right now no I'm not because I don't like my embi Alec correct that is the thing right now she was taken to the cleaner on social media yesterday and the day before that they said that she's intentionally slowing down the game they don't like it when she's not hurrying up to the next question she takes a long time to say that is correct and it's making people crazy yeah I just don't I've just I just never warmed up to her I like Ken Jennings a lot um but I I she comes on and it's like um I'm gonna go watch something else I feel bad I mean didn't she fight to be there with Ken Jennings yes she did I don't know all I know is that there's going to be a UK version of Jeopardy it is going to be with Stephen Fry as their host Stephen Fry I don't know who it is but he's got to be funny right I mean if the UK is now 35 years later getting Jeopardy uh it's been a while they I better be real good and he better be young because replacing Alex Trebek has been a real big problem here for everyone it's interesting though how Ken Jennings has turned out to be you know the the host why he's coming back because nobody likes Maya yeah I feel bad well she's gonna I don't even know again Jennings is she's Ken Jennings Ken Jennings is is I don't watch TV that's not bad Ken Jennings holds the all-time record for wins on he's a human robot Jeopardy he won like three months in a row I mean some right yeah it was insane and and and he lost on a stupid answer on Final Jeopardy yep where he finally got ousted I don't watch any of these games show I heard Pat Sajak came for one of the contestants is he losing it yeah I read that too I didn't I didn't I didn't see it yet but he's getting he gets a little frustrated now with the let's see he's getting ready to retire but there's no without Vanna and Pat there's no Wheel of Fortune as far as I'm concerned I know people still like the game we all like crosswords hopefully someone didn't just die upstairs because it sounded like a body at the floor and think of this think of this yeah you can queue up a song with me all the time I'm sorry but there's always a lyric everywhere that's right but think of this Merv Griffin has been gone for decades yes and he's still making money yes after those two shows yeah where's my decades making money for after I'm dead I haven't found that idea yet I'm still working on it I'm right on top of that Rose uh Today Show has been having a severe problem it's bad when they're giving you covet tests on the air Savannah Guthrie was pulled off of the air to take a covet test and then sent home yep Hoda's got some other family issue that's going on obviously we're not watching this show because our show is on at the same time so I do keep tabs on what is happening in Game Time television just because I'm curious well I'm a CBS Morning News guy and yesterday morning I was watching the CBS Morning News with of course the lemonadia wrap playing in the past perfect exactly and they did an update on Jeremy rimmer Renner the actor and apparently he posted something on social media showing him working out and which is Amazing by the way he was the one that got eaten by a snow blower and they no no no no no no oh no no no no no no they said that he was injured using a snow groomer okay and I thought the people sitting around the table on the CBS Morning News were going to fall out of their chairs when they heard the word snow groomer so is that the new word for snow plow no snow blower oh okay well no I think a snow groomer is what they would use to maintain Trails on ski mountains right that's what I think of about to remove the snow but to pack it and keep it low right yeah I think that I think that's a groomer yeah a blower is something that yeah see here we go see here we go this is why we stay away from that that's why we can't do that yet but I know where you're going You're spotting you where am I going you you're not my real dad okay why no I'm your I'm your radio Dad it's supposed to a TV dad Papa you don't even know what I was gonna say oh yes I do go ahead yes I do no edit radio nope we're having a family outing yep Ready Papa tell me more it's like we're driving I will turn this bus around don't make me dip Greg brush your hair and keep quiet dead I want another Capri Sun yes I spilled the last one back here and there's cheese puffs everywhere and I'm wiping Dorito cheese on your chair whatever what was I gonna sniff you were just joining this [ __ ] show we've got to go back on the air yeah yeah we gotta play radio stuff oh you want to work too oh yeah right I want to know what I was doing wrong with a snow blower hang on son just sit right there I'm dead children are seen and not heard right Dad that's the son of them actually a son of a son of a dad son of a son of a sailor son of a snow blower this is wonderful excuse me clearly the bastions of Health up here oh boy Cape cod's alternative you're listening to 1180 oh boy do we have a tree for you today it's Greg and it's Hank I am Stephanie and thank you for joining this uh definitely suggesting that you go and follow us on any of the social medias today for the live feed because you are just getting an inside view as to uh things I can't control I've tried to turn the car around three times in here and it hasn't worked no it's not a nuclear family it's a nuclear explosion so we've got a little bit of crazy crime coming up in just a little bit also Irish Fest is coming up if you want to win tickets we'll talk about it more here on lemonadio so good so good I'm not letting go of the snow blower okay go ahead dad back to the groomer no no I've done well I was going to say I took a snow blower then fixed it up and gave it to my dad so he had one at the house oh he's not nice what were you gonna say Dad at number six Derek back up sheesh you can also add I was gonna say redneck stuff so you can buy this stuff on eBay yes it's not safe for stores but you can add rubber flaps to the inside of the two-stage impeller for a snow blower and it shoots it farther oh so I acquired a big snow blower with a bad engine then I went and bought a bigger engine that doesn't fit the machine and we get these flaps I'm gonna shoot them to the Moon just because I can we're gonna call it Franken blower I think I'm gonna end up with LED I need a girlfriend I think speaking of never mind yeah never mind I'm not going there imagine why not Dad we already expose ourselves as a close family Lauren Lauren said if you groom then you blow Matt said you gotta groom it before you blow it okay also Dan Chase said you're not my real dad see what you started yeah see what you started uh John's yeah John is a gentleman that sat with me last night oh he was amazing you're so fun and he's awful don't let him tell you that he's like calmly he's like one of those deadpan people that just drop funny things and you have to like collect them like the little crumbs he's one of my opposites where I don't shut up and he just smiles and goes yeah it's slick yeah it's amazing the times I've gone out with buddies and the more I talk the more they get dates there's a very awkward correlation and I still don't know how to shop that's it you're the ultimate wingman oh it really is you're the entertainment and the ultimate wingman charging yeah a wonderful human being and I'm very happy for them yay congratulations so he doesn't need a wingman he's just sitting there just laughing at me you're just entertainment yeah great the fun guy well I saw Michael Holland here and and Michael um Anthony also and they both uh Drive they've got their their fun cars you got to meet Michael Anthony he's all about with his um Lincoln that he's it's just absolutely beautiful but we've got to get him to drive us around one night and you can see Greg for one night only entertaining at a bar near you oh my gosh never with his white cloth listen full beverage it doesn't what all this what and that's that I have feelings too people Dad Dad defend me stand by my honor Stand By Me dad come on we've got a Patty's Day celebration coming up in New Seabury it's a fundraiser for Dana Farber and our good friend Jim Kylie is bringing in Ireland the band I don't know if you've ever seen them play they are fantastic and they'll go all day all night I'm playing music in between them and I I'll play like two songs and they're like we're ready they'll like go to the bar slug down a whiskey shoot something else and then we're ready enough I love those kind of performers get out of the way how many times have you gone to see a band Live where they're you know they'll do four songs and we're gonna take a break then take a 40 minute yeah exactly they are not that banned there's also bagpipers uh there's gonna be some Irish Step dancers from the Canali school there was still Irish stuff there there are there are still Irish Step dancers and we of one that is a national champion did you hear any of the dirty dirt about the Irish Step dancers no apparently someone was bribing judges like this is a a national kerfuffle sure the Irish Step dancers the ranking it's kind of like swimming in gymnastics there's the dirty judges there's Corruptions and public competition no never heard of that right no I'm stunned weird somebody wants an unfair Advantage no good morning Stacy Jonathan said Greg loves Fireball what oh no no I don't no I don't that's a that's a boldface lie I like the smell of it I don't like ingesting it and basically they told you it was plastic and not actual whiskey over the last couple of months it's not a thing in case anybody needs uh John to come work at their house he's not working right now he should be he should get off his phone he should go take care of things like a good little adult I love it so yeah uh back to Irish Fest which is happening over at UC Berry it's going to be on the 11th of March and you can grab your tickets I think I've posted a link on our website lemonadeio.com or on my Facebook page Stephanie in the morning cc irishfest.org is where you can go and buy your tickets we'll give some away coming up in just a little bit and if you find us out and about at one of our trivias or bingos we're giving away tickets uh up until the event so good luck to you there shots fired and Dan said we are so much fun best morning show ever so thank you for that Bette Midler had a little work done she did but the way she talked about it I loved woman 77 years old she's got money she's got a career she doesn't care if we what we think about her plastic surgery right she doesn't care but she said she had a little tailoring done Taylor I like that like you're fixing a pair of pants you interviewed Marie Osmond a couple weeks I did I did have you seen her on TV yes uh that's um she's had a lot of Taylor does a little tailoring excessive too yeah she's had her edges gold leafed Taylor there you go there you go she didn't need it she looked fine before now she looks silly well I I don't think she looks silly I just it's that trying to hunt for for youth you guys are luckier Men You're Gonna always look better men age more gracefully than women period I don't know what happens but I keep dumping collagen on my body and hoping it's gonna fix me it's not always look that youthful glow of yours there no that's my forehead in sweat okay I'm sitting here in my Overcoat I'm concerned as to when the cat might jump on me who knows I threw him outside so I've seen cats get places they're not supposed to be Greg's highly allergic and then they stare at you while they tip things off the shelf because they're just sadistic they are evil things Hank has several of them he's a cat person I never used to be but I am now I'm the first guy that would play with the cat like I love pets I'm absolutely a dog guy because you know they just want to like play yeah pet me but also my neighbor's dog so Kathy now he just walks up and turns around like scratch above my tail human like dude like say hi first I'll scratch above the ears on this no he just walks up see you're even disrespected by dogs good morning Bree Bree and I were up a little bit too late last night but we were having great chats and Nat said uh Marie Osmond got groomed and blown so she's better now so it's not gonna go away today Hank look what you I didn't know we started something we started something I just wanted to Redneck and modify a snow blower that's it that's all he wanted to do and my dad's over here yeah well who's our friend over at BNB is it jit would you call me oh one of them got like the the most monstrous snowblower this year and we've had what an inch of snow not even my but my buddy John so uh he ran down to get a snowblower last uh snowstorm or whatever and they were sold out what what's the first thing to go the shovels and the snow blowers whatever right he ended up getting one with tracks like a bobcat wow yeah TurnKey engine oh you got a Harley yes I got a Harley next to it but I have another you know 400 sounds like a Harley snowplow the roof by walking up the side of the house but that's the law of averages you moved into the villages and we haven't had snow for them to care for no but they still shoveled my driveway he was very excited the other day that he didn't have to do that chore and I was happy for you Hank right and shoveled my driveway and the Bobcat came through and and cleaned everything up really nice and then there was still the folks who had a shovel their own driveway anyway which is really stupid because we pay good money to have people do that yeah exactly but why were they doing it I I don't know they because she's retired and she had nothing better to do nothing better to do but get up at 6 15 in the morning and shovel he lives in The Villages yeah driveway so when you say the villages I'm naive I think Florida yeah exactly yeah well no no we've I live in a particular Community around here and we don't want to use the actual name because we say disrespectful things about it right so so we call it uh so we call it the villages but I will right here I'm learning things from Papa that's where your dad lives now oh okay oh I've heard about that place no now I understand why my father's there let me let me take a trip to the actual Villages which I went to last year my girlfriend's parents live in The Villages place is awesome it really is awesome you've been right well it's it's epic there's a party all the time my uncle was on the North Shore yeah a few years back he moved South yeah and he was gonna move in there but he ended up opting to go somewhere else whatever the amount of golf carts they they go all all out every single golf carts replicas got wheelie bars on something that grandma with a blue hair has been sipping the wrong kind of tea since noon yeah in every seventh block there is another party square with another band another entertainment oh yeah every night live entertainment and that's how come they end up with yep I think my favorite night was uh what do they end up with Hank they end up with with with STDs oh yeah okay okay okay okay okay dad you are okay I'm I'm out here saying people are out dancing having a good time my my papa over here goes oh that's how you get that that's it you're partying on down it's a well-known fact it's a well-known fact it's a Well misconstrued set of numbers and statistics that were poking fun at no rules there no rules whatsoever there's plenty of snow blowing and plowing going on grooming there yeah absolutely oh it's grooming depending on the color of loafers you're wearing whether or not your garage door is open halfway or full way if a bulb is a certain color oh my god oh yeah cool you listen Papa you've moved in you know where I am yeah maybe they do I don't know right so you don't know yet you can't stay in The Villages but I haven't figured out all the the you don't know the secrets exactly oh I don't know the secrets you can have neighborhood codes and you don't even know I don't know yeah you could have like a purple light bulb in one guy's like light off the side of the garage and there's somebody left like gold slippers at the apron of the garage door yeah you know you watch out that's a fun house Outlaw first and then Lauren is chiming in with upside down pineapple tattoos yes sign of a welcome home or something yeah in southern hospitality which I learned when you want the party to end it is a southern polite thing you put the pineapple on the table and that means it's time to leave you go up to Federal Hill in in in Providence the the gateway to Federal Hill on the beautiful little pineapple it's a pineapple yeah it's the welcome sign yeah you flip that sucker over and you turn on the cameras watch out yeah I've already got cameras in my basement me and pappy we going down to the villages we going down to the nightstand and the Bandstand we're partying in both locations I gotta turn this car around yeah I can't have this I just wanted a redneck a snow blower right here we are you're shooting off snow into the Sky by the way if you look in the sky tonight you will be able to see Jupiter and Venus kiss they'll be very close in the sky together near the moon yeah they both vacation in The Villages and they're not using those electronic devices who talked about the other day oh my God what has happened I'll tell you on the break yeah those electronic devices I bring up the oh boy so can we talk about the inflation with the tooth barrier are we going to get stuck over here we'll move on my snow blower's got no traction I didn't get into the next driveway where's oh it is every parent's nightmare when the Tooth Fairy time comes and the Tooth Fairy comes and the Tooth Fairies broke sometimes my tooth fairy wrote ious sometimes my tooth fairy in the dark gave 50 bills sometimes sometimes I Tooth Fairy lost the tooth and then we it magically appeared the next day and then but I looked at the inflation the cost of teeth these days it's astronomical we're talking 20 bucks a tooth oh yeah I got a quarter under a pillow deal with it kids are spoiled right I walked uphill with a snow blower on my backpack oh my God dad you get it you taught me this you don't remember that thing absolutely Jonathan says you need a mullet wig I would love for you to have a mullet wig I feel like I have one in one of the bins around here somewhere oh ruffle let's go and Lauren said one dollar no more no I know a lot of people that now give like prizes trinkets some some tooth fairies give bigger things but an iPad all right that's some sweet so the rest of them fall out sooner yeah there's one Chris three dollar bill figure it out I don't know where you can cash it Hank I saw around the corner from us now the Mansfield Country Store is back closer to Buzzards Bay and that was one of my places where when I got my tooth fairy money I would get to be taken to the Mansfield country store and they had barrels of Penny Candy they had pickles and barrels they had this like piano player thing and I would spend a whole quarter on it just to watch this piano play by itself it was the dumbest thing ever what what school were you in shut up and fine not high and fine no not flying high no no no no the national country store has been closed for a long time yep so now I guess where the Mansfield Country Store was there's a smaller little general store and then they move the new one to Buzzards Bay so I'm really looking forward to going to the new one right I know it was one of my most I remember that brightest childhood memories when yes I did attend time and find you rotten thing yes how it existed Who provided me with that information see I provide you with embarrassing information that you can then use against me at anything that was not an act you did there was a title of said School prior to your arrival that is true yeah that is true it's like a bucket and a mop to your Elementary School ever did you yeah I don't want to know did I borrow your phone I gotta Google some lyrics You're Gonna Want This on a private browsing window oh Lauren yeah fudge counter Penny Candy creepy figurines yeah yes absolutely what art never mind but really where time Stood Still I love that oh yeah those creepy figurines are molded who I am as a person I feel like that's the reason yeah yes it is blame that and also my uncle Glenn let me stay up and watch Showtime horror movies things like killer clowns from outer space which also made me hate clowns and maybe it I feel like it shaped my childhood and her adulthood yep if you see a clown walking by do you get out with a bat start running at it no I mean I definitely am questioning why someone's in said clown outfit since we've I thought we phased those out I thought American Horror Story really phased that out didn't we have a series of people that were standing on the side of the road just standing in clown suits that were being arrested I think that was when it came out oh they were trying to get a rise out of the communities yeah yeah I think somebody walked down my street I'm like okay there's just it was all for effect so they'd stand there and just stare at you holding Red Balloons okay great just trying to get a rise out of people well that scared me just as much as the Easter Bunny yeah the Easter Bunny scared you I hated it oh because you could look in and I don't know I don't know my puppy told me that the Easter Bunny was gonna bite me it could have been that gonna bite you yes your puppy yep your puppy yeah when you say puppy I think no okay not my grandfather there was Nana and puppy not Papa it was puppy what kind of drugs were you doing in Hyman Fine Elementary School you know what he was fresh he was played the bugle in the Army he smoked butts and ate um died at 43 of a heart attack so um that just goes to show you how well he was taking care of himself um Jerry also was a donut filling salesman and had the license plate fudge on the back of his vehicle do you know how many of these topics I'm holding back so this is my puppy who yes when I sat on the Easter Bunny's lab told me he was going to bite me so yeah I do I'm scarred little Stephanie is crying out right now help help me let's unpack it I got time I got coffee I got three gallons of Joe let's go oh my god seriously though this was my this was my grandfather you knew my grandfather see you knew him yeah that was real hi Papa Nose puppy see papa talk about puppy something you might not know Hank is from my hometown and does in fact know my family if you ever step into honey yes who were very surprised to find out that I was still alive yeah yeah that happened at a baby shower Hank said it he's still alive yes he goes to the show with Stephanie every once in a while stretching kicking it down in The Villages right stepping out having a good time yep but you should see this man's golf cart you knew Jerry and you knew everything I said about him was 100 True yes I bet he had some stories yes yes it is how old were you when he passed I was like four oh yeah you didn't hear anything no all right that's why it's a distinct memory we'll find out if he had a journal and we gotta read that sucker online I don't know if I want to back at the War I don't know if I should share that information I had a lovely lady in Thailand all right changed my perception what a woman my poor grandmother was a state she had eight children yeah yes she was she was she was a lovely lady literal living Saint I'm not even kidding you yes and she and she passed away young as well she did she was only 58 yep she was my my favorite was Sunday mornings with Nano but she would drag us to church and we'd all get a dollar and then we got to put it in the plate and then we would do Sunday dinner afterwards really we were just like little sweat elves that did all the work for her she said go do this go do this and all 30 grandkids were like yes ma'am we got this done we fed an Army in mid minutes everyone go pick up one leaf there you go it was done it was done good Irish Catholics that we were and she was up to that and she was a regular my father-in-law's restaurant oh yeah yes with her absolutely she had she got a boyfriend after a while yep yep she did she remarried and they were after my grandfather passed and they were they were in there all the time yeah my favorite was when my Nana was in the kitchen and she had her little coffee mug that definitely had either gin or Zinfandel from a box um and she would do the Holly Gully while flipping her Dentures it was really an unattractive site but I remember it vividly like it was standing in front of me right now so I'm trying to visualize the word yes yes it is a dance it's it's like old people Electric Slide could you show me you probably definitely see it in the Villages don't mind that camera could somebody show me I don't remember how to hologram no I don't I feel like we're gonna have to learn that any of our dance friends out there can you I know there are two dance studios right now I've got the dance marathon coming up in April I would like a revision of the Holly golly right bring some bring some people in some morning and they can we'll find some space and they can we'll do the twist we can do a holly Gully yes strawberry Checker The Twist is easy until you throw your back out dad show me this holy Gully I don't remember the Holy Ghost put the moves on the table pop let's see I know I knew there was like a swimming portion of it where you went like this and she would go and flip our Dentures I mean all scream I grew up in a horror movie okay I never would have thought and welcome she seemed like such a lady see right on the outside yes freaking the streets that was my grandma God get her home and holy cow Hey kid she knew what she wanted all right we need to end this live it has been a day no we don't you're getting out of the Holy Gully and what Irish Catholic and eight kids means flipping them Dentures I got questions it's been a great show everybody uh we'll see you uh next time the studio audience has spoken we gotta go play radio so you can find us 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