Pancake Tuesday

foreign how are you good morning all right yeah go ahead I just wanted to say our live stream is being brought to you by MBR landscaping and cleaning services if you need a weekly a bi-weekly uh deep clean call them at 508-280-0605 or you can go online MBR landscaping.com thank you Bruno thank you Bruno for letting us be here yeah how are you I'm good kind of slipped and slided a little bit over here but but I made it to the main roads are are clear side roads are a little dicey but um it's not it's not horrendous out the snow is more see the problem when you when you watch the TV weather is they they talked a big picture and they talk to higher amounts which always seem to be North of Boston right now I had to have a good laugh at CVB this morning because they had absolutely everybody on Deck everybody's out everybody's ready oh yeah poor AJ Burnett was like talking and somebody drove by and just slushed like hit him in the legs and I was like what is the point all the roads were clear they had one girl that was like on the highways driving around one of their new baby reporters right and it was the vehicle that was driving and it was just her like as you can see it's piling up it's not there's nothing on the road and I was oh this poor girl no but as we've talked about before we talked about before they lived for this stuff yeah right and and certainly when I worked in radio and then when I worked in utility business these were the days we loved yeah oh yeah and you too it was like magic it was like kind of exciting oh yeah oh yeah this is you know this and and I was the guy when I worked for utility companies I was the guy that the TV stations would come and an interview in the middle of the driving snowstorm you know standing in front of the uh a utility truck yeah so I was out in the middle of it all the time making me feel like I was actually doing something when I we couldn't catch me in a bucket truck I ain't going up there I'm not doing it they wouldn't let me up anyway because it was a union shop and I didn't have my card and I couldn't have gone up anyhow so Lisa said they've been so bored all winter I want to do it themselves you know what it is you know what it is they don't have the overtime oh maybe because when we would have again you know going back to my utility company days when we would have big storms the overtime they would get that's why we got excited the big box that's right good morning Allen you know and and what get their first eight hours and then their next eight hours was time and a half yeah and everything after that was double time and the longer it went on they were actually paid to sleep yeah so they were getting these huge amounts of money and um everyone had you know payroll deduction and everything except the union had to negotiate this the guys never wanted the storm pay to be automatically put in the checking account of course not they had to have a check yeah right because they didn't want the person at home keeping cabs on those absolutely good morning Seraphina that's that slush funds money literally oh yeah yeah and many times after a big storm all of a sudden there'd be all kinds of new Ford F-150s enough yeah oh somebody got new truck did that in the parking lot oh yeah guys trucks all kinds of new new things and yeah that's definitely not happening you know and then they took the kids to Disney World and that kept a little woman happy um but oh yeah oh oh yeah the little woman the little woman well no one's happy what's going on with Disney right now we're gonna go just talk about positive things oh okay good morning Seraphina Oh Ellen delivering papers that was always fun during snow days yes we were considered mandatory workers really you're not I know but I'm I thankfully dug out your newspaper when I was working in in the news Department we'd have little cots in there all kinds of snacks gear up with all kinds of bad food and fill up the fridge it was it was exciting yep it must have been so discouraging to work for again a utility company or something like that and not be considered a non-essential worker yeah who had to not only none us you know only essential workers please report non-essential workers say what I now we don't need you we don't want you just just stay home get out of the way well that's the way Comcast is too they've got to pull them all off because they're not essential they're going to wait till after right so you gotta have power before you've got your internet I know much of you disagree but yeah a lot of people don't understand that I don't have my internet and they're calling the case well you don't have power power internet there's there's a natural order to these things right I've called and again the Tony news Pages I've called Comcast and they won't answer the phone or they say they can't fix it what's wrong with them I don't know I have a very disappointed child upstairs who was up until almost one o'clock banking on a delay this morning that is not there sorry yeah Mashpee decided we're just gonna go to school everybody else totally at school so right right some delays but sandwich born Barnstable Falmouth and Province up most everyone has a two-hour delay except us of course that's that's I think Patty was a little disappointed the last time she called off school and we got nothing yeah yeah so well let's have that egg on her face this morning everyone's going that's always the problem you either you either you never make the right call right in a lot of these situations if you if you call it off then it doesn't do much if you plow ahead you know I was surprised a couple weeks ago that really really cold day that everybody went ahead and had school yeah because I I really thought they would have said well we can't have the you know the kiddos standing at the bus stop when it's minus 12. yeah they clearly didn't care so no to school with all of you thank you very much it is National Pancake Day our question of the day is what's your favorite breakfast food Joanne nobre thank you so much for answering mimosas I put Donuts well donuts and Mimosas well I'm not I'm not a breakfast person per se I don't really love it I'm quiche or I do like hash like homemade hash is delicious well that's good in the old days we would be looking on TV for the scrolling I know it's still there I was watching it this morning and I saw Bishop fee in remote learning I said ah those kids aren't even getting out of it they're gonna do remote learning now you know you know you know remote learning that makes a maybe a bishop C and they can make that assumption for a couple of classes on a couple of days I think it's fine it's a good way to skirt the 180 days that you must go to school yeah if you consider it a remote learning day right but remote learning makes the big assumption that everybody has the same technology that most of us are like they probably do but there are lots of places it's uh you know some people just don't just don't have it some people don't one of the things that that I discovered during um during covid was that um professor professor Hank discovered that the number of students who depended on the computers in the library and the number of students who didn't have laptops or didn't have desktops because they used their handheld phones yeah or good internet yeah well let's let's not talk about good internet here in Cape Cod yeah right no we are not I don't have good internet from one end of my house Mariana will go out into the into into the three Season room and this is not a season for the three seasons now I should go out there and she wrap yourself I put a blank in it I'll say what are you doing she said plus place or Internet I've got to talk to so and so yeah right okay so your two hour delay this morning if you so have one maybe you can get some free pancakes at IHOP because that's the only thing that I think celebrates that free short stack at IHOP it's probably gonna be bumping today just because everyone's got the extra time in Barnstable and I think that's the only one left on the cape is in Hyannis I think so yeah yeah they used to be all around oh yeah I remember getting a call from a customer during a hurricane complaining that they had no cable services yeah because you don't have power right people are pretty special I've always just shocked as to what people don't actually know how things work it kind of it rocks me sometimes oh it does I'm just like what okay stop and just use your brain for a hot second right I barked at my mother yesterday she's upstairs she let me win yeah it was out there for you I was locked out this morning by the way I'm texting this one the door is locked they're doing nothing come over here and then the little dog starts the door opens oh this is Mom yeah so poor Hank was locked out this morning but yeah my mom last night I can't get on the Roku it's not getting on the Internet have you tried turning it on and turning it off again oh and that's exactly what it was yeah just shut it off and put it back on yeah that's usually the answer to motion exactly good morning rtb thanks for checking in is today your final day of vacation are you back to school today back to work good morning Jackie good morning Linda thank you guys so much for joining us it's not a snow day for us Hank Brave the elements to come to the studio this morning yes I cleaned off my car but I did not shovel my driveway because we pay people to do that okay so let's talk about this there's a survey or a story out today about slow living and how Americans are choosing part-time instead of full-time and living less and living slower now you have chosen to live in The Villages because you would enjoy other people doing that stuff for you correct I I no shoveling no mowing no upkeep outside none of that stuff you're older I'm tired I don't want to do any of that stuff anymore you do it and what did you see this morning I saw someone shoveling their driveway why where is she going I I don't I don't I don't know we pay people to do that Nana put the shovel down and in my mind in my mind I I pulled over the car stopped went up to her and asked her what she was doing I understood that in my mind because I wanted yeah I want to do so badly like more problems in The Villages you already got to deal with slow down lady I know and and the and the Bobcats are running up and down the street doing people's driveways you can see them and she's out there with the shovel I'm like oh come on now slow living enjoy it let somebody else do the work for you right I'm looking forward to it I've been looking forward to retirement since I even know maybe when I was 25. pay for it bring it on well you know we'll keep we'll keep looking for a spot to you to go to and thank you I appreciate that you know we have a really nice unit now for sale but you're too young still I threw my back out last week it's been it's finally today you'd fit right in over there seriously like can I I like that water aerobics yeah I would enjoy the talks that you guys have I would enjoy I like so Living sign me up for that sitting by the pool someday I'll get that right uh it's not gonna be anytime soon so and my kids are absolutely better upstairs I can't even believe that they I I didn't hear the bus I didn't see them get ready for the bus so I don't know what's gonna happen I didn't see a bus when I was driving over here I didn't hear them when I when I came in it was very quiet except it looks like they're taking their own two-hour delay so I think yeah they've taken upon themselves yep well hey have they ever been late for school this year yet of course I think Lily's already served two detention so he's like hello you need to show up on time oh Lily my kids use um time is optional they're on their own damn time and we're just kind of hanging out with them of course hello Lynn how are you from our Cape Cod dining at home and everywhere else Paige put out something for breakfast anybody got any good breakfast things that are just not eggs I mean don't get me wrong I like a good poached egg every once in a while and and hash but I get so bored at breakfast Cliff has been rocking some omelets lately those have been really good yep and I'm not an omelette person I'm really picky about my eggs yep mommy's been making egg wraps and and putting stuff in it yeah and it's been they've been good they promised a 30 reduction in the price of eggs my husband was very excited that he got four dollar eggs yesterday at the basket well yeah there were plenty of them and they were four dollars we were Trader Joe's two weeks ago when they had no eggs but of course Trader Joe's probably has a special kind of egg and I saw a nice story about Trader Joe's where they vowed they will never have self-checkouts well that's good I kind of like that because I hate the self-checkout because inevitably you're gonna need another human to fix whatever dumb stuff that you're doing over there right whether it's you've run out of bags you didn't weigh it properly you didn't hold it there long enough you didn't scan it this one won't scan this one doesn't like that oh those aren't I got beef there fairly recently I think for Christmas because they were having a sale okay and the guy's like oh no that's not scannable oh well here's from from Lynn has lymphoma from our kid called outing at home and anywhere else page blueberry feta and honey caramelized onion that's a pizza and pizza none yum that looks good that sounds really good that looks good something fun right and that sounds fun yes oh look at Mari nice Lynn hey Jimmy what's going on I saw you had an extra karaoke is that going to be a regular thing on Sundays let us know because we'll definitely stop on by we're always looking for stuff to do after Sunday fun day the kids they're like raring to go after I I forced them to come to work with Mom and Dad yep and then they're like what are we doing now yeah exactly no it's it's been kind of nice Lily's got to play so she's been pretty busy oh yeah windows 10. I think first weekend in April oh okay so we got time yeah you have time okay I asked her how rehearsals are going I never want to ask because you know she's a little grumpy when I pick her up at 5 30. because usually she hasn't eaten or she's you know whatever but yesterday she's like oh it's coming together oh good that's all I got yeah see that's why she and Mariana get along you asked Lily about how rehearsals are you don't get an answer Mariana spent last week in math camp we asked her what she learned to what they did and got no answer oh all right yeah yeah they subscribe to the same uh angsty team I think right except Mariana's Mariana's on the early chronologically a teen yet no but she did learn how to play badminton and she announced that she's very good at it oh all right then I like that self-confidence yeah I think it should be good for pickleball well is she ready for seconds cool picture day yeah folks how did what did this happen so stupid it's such a money grab I feel like yeah I could I I got the email that that says oh Mariana's still sleeping um I I got the email the other day that I'm supposed to order you know the pictures for the for the second school I I know I mean one picture I I I I just I was what they do is it the second school picture they take the class picture right they don't take the class picture the first time I take the class picture the second time so you're almost kind of obligated to at least getting the class picture not that when you get it you'll ever find it again right yeah the class picture of like five bucks they're like or ten bucks or whatever it is right we stopped getting School photos a long time ago hi Lily hey Lily how are you yeah we stopped doing school photos just because my friends are all professional photographers and I would rather pay them the same amount of money to do a better job love you have a good day and she's so modest this kid that was good unbelievable we love Lily uh Linda I appreciate that too her favorite kind of breakfast is when someone else Cooks it I agree wholeheartedly yeah so we start I I have so many friends that are professional photographers right so they're just as affordable and I would rather them do it because they do it better right rather than them being grouchy that my kids are not morning people they're just not they're okay I think my mother is shocked that I'm a morning person oh okay given the current the State of Affairs of me and the phone calls from Sister Zeta Bishop fan Stephanie's late again is Stephanie coming in today what's going on with Stephanie Stephanie did not like getting up for school okay when Stephanie got to school she was fine right but she likes getting up to work but I'm okay with it now I'd rather I do my best work in the morning because by the afternoon I'm like tired right and I'm I need like a pick-me-up nap a copy of something break up five hours right exactly how about the commercials for Five Hour Energy you loved it in college now that you're working try it again okay okay that seems like great for my heart and whatnot I was wired in college now I'll sit in the office and be wired that's it they used other things then um right exactly booze and ramen noodles like Ramen noodles beer and ramen there you go that's why I survived plenty of galleries there no so yeah second school picture day we got a survey that I did I'm just not even doing I was so irritated from the school yesterday and it was how how are we doing with this has your child ever been bullied and it was like the definition of bullying and what not bullying is and it only gave you the option of saying yes or no there was no in between like they clearly wanted to Pat themselves on the back right for saying that we're not being bullied because we showed you what the and it was like the lengthy definition of this and it was just it made me irritated right so I filled out what I wanted to fill out and then I tried to submit it but Google forms doesn't let you do that they make you feel at all yeah so I'm choosing not to because I'm just aggravated by it they did send it out to the kids at school also right oh okay well thank you for giving me your schedule good morning Joanne and I will check you out soon good morning Loomis Loomis had another fantastic show for us oh good on Sunday he uh had a fantastic song about nips oh so entertaining and he's going to be doing some music Bingo over the sagamorean on Wednesday so if you want to see Loomis doing just game show hosting you can see him over there oh boy I know right oh boy yeah good times what about the children There Are No Children there no no no it's like it's like The Villages exactly oh speaking of the children um Mari Day is coming up tomorrow yes tomorrow's March 1st which is m-a-r-i uh Mari decreed this I don't know I love it how many years ago she got it because she saw a story about a bunch of Marios getting together on March 10th which is mar1 zero so now tomorrow is Mari day that's it and since Mariana now really wants to be called Mari we have Mariana day Mari Day times two tomorrow that's it Mari the great and Mari the younger yes there you go I love it it is it is pretty fantastic and it's clever Mari I I think it's awesome so when I post something about Mario day tomorrow don't wish her a happy birthday yeah right it's not her birthday that's another day you know all about Mary's birthday a month before Mary's birthday comes trust me she's one of those birthday celebrators mine's the worst because it's the day after Christmas so we've already discussed that we're gonna start celebrating it in July sometime oh that's good yeah I say it every year but that I forget because July gets really busy yeah and then December comes around and I'm like next year we're gonna do this Christmas in July so we could do your birthday in July yeah let's do it all together as one celebration I think that that'll that'll be cool yeah I like it I'm a fan of that 0.5 whatever you are like when when you were younger how old are you I'm seven and a half exactly Stephanie how old are you I'm in a half the half step I appreciate that easing me into what's gonna happen later on in the year perfect so my mom is visiting hubby went grocery shopping because he likes to get her you know she's a little bit particular about the things she likes and he wanted to make sure she he had the right milk for her and do I have milk yes she drinks special milk well I mean almond milk oat milk everybody's kind of like oh okay this day and age it's all whatever right and I guess last week they said that all of the milks are now categorized as milk it's not just okay milk is milk animal milk they said okay you know almond milk is milk too basically I don't know why we needed the FDA to tell us that oh milk has been created equal but they're not so going there so my husband's like yeah then she had said something about uh she had been doing Keto so she's like whole milk is fine because we already have that so it was totally fine and then I saw when she had said keto I saw this where the low calorie sweetener they're warning everybody that is in all of the keto Foods yep it's gonna kill you now oh no heart attacks blood clots end of life this that and the other thing and I'm like can't wait everything is going to kill us eventually just eat just live your life eat right they did a study I think the Norway released a study that Max cap well of course it's Norway the ceiling of human existence is um what was the age 115.7 okay that's the most we can live 115.7 is the most human bodies can possibly Live Well I got a long way to go and I didn't think I did I guess I do we got plenty of time I got plenty of time now you have not hit the ceiling oh boy you and I can be doing this first that's it for a long time for a long long time not getting rid of me yet I know a lot of you have tried you're not getting rid of me yet oh no she's only going to be bigger and better when I get through with her figure it out wait to see what Professor Hank does with lemonade lemonade I'm very excited for it um Tennessee first state to ban drag shows don't you have anything better going on in Tennessee this is the car like this is the hill you're dying on yeah drag show see see what did what I have such an issue with it it's so it's stupid in the what's going on in the world has anybody looked up from your little mole Hills to see what's going on in the world and you're Banning drag shows that's clearly the problem with America right now Professor Hank here it was a book a long time ago called what's wrong with Kansas and to try to explain why people in Kansas voted for representatives in in Congress and State officials who voted against their best interest and the conclusion was was that that they voted for these people because they were um appealing to them on these um emotional hot button issues okay so that's why Banning drag shows is is gonna it will be you know people will love that yeah okay doing something for them it actually makes a difference well they don't care about that because they're playing with these hot button issues I don't get it somebody says I hear banjos and I appreciate that oh that's your wife somebody said I thought they loved drag racing in Tennessee not that kind of drag racing so clever I think there's a song there you're wrong I know good morning Heidi hey Jennifer also oh Jennifer how are you she's a new one oh excellent Patricia happy birthday to your mom 80 years old today pretty incredible and Joanne it's Hank's birthday season right now yeah it is actually oh yeah the season yeah it's coming it's coming are you one of those people that celebrates your entire month no no and and I'm not quite sure how I want to celebrate this one anyway well you know everybody has Milestone birthdays yeah yeah it's a it's it's it's like sometimes um it's a bad tick and sometimes I'm ugh well you know what you're still here how did I get how did I get you but I can live to 150 now that's at 115.7 115.7 yeah I got Mariana will have to do them the math for you don't ask for me all right I'm excited for March I feel like March is there's so many fun things happening where it's Patty's day it's Pi Day we get daylight savings time yes like you start yeah and like feeling like things now when does baseball happen you're the sports guy I've already started they've already started spring training so I think uh baseball season opens probably the end of March you know so mari's saying my birthday isn't until April oh come on don't don't spoil the Buzz for me don't rush him don't rush you know let me let me let me enjoy a little bit of the run-up like you do that's it that's awesome yeah I'm looking forward to some spring stuff and I feel bad because those poor little crocuses that we were all watching and Bloom are getting hosed right now yeah they sure are I know so hopefully we'll be able to enjoy them still and the snow doesn't ruin them yep I don't actually know you were supposed to go out and cover them is that what you were yeah you're supposed to say what about the natural ones I mean we can't do anything about that I know someone posted a photo a beautiful photo of all the purple crocus that were on 6a yeah all In Bloom and I was like no it's too early yeah but the ones that are blooming you're supposed to cover them so they won't get covered with the snow yeah the ones that are still just popping up who probably be like that when there's no clue yeah we didn't do that all right so there was an accident for the Dukes of Hazard car did you know that they made 309 of them no I didn't either so when I saw I was like who the hell took let the Dukes of Hazard car just go out on the highway right and it was a one-car accident it's very vague about that accident in which it happened or who was driving it it was just two people were okay two people were taken to the hospital so I was like was it stolen was it it just seemed very very vague and it was demolished on the highway oh that's too bad I know so I don't know if it's the actual real one or one of the copies or one of the copies it was the story was vague this morning 309 seems to be a little exciting it's a lot it's a lot that no longer makes it a collectible I would think yeah right 309. so I had my Century ride the other day on my Peloton oh you did yeah it only took me about three years so I was congrats anyway all right so I wrote on the Peloton Facebook page and I was like it wasn't cute it wasn't pretty it wasn't a personal record I barely paid attention I didn't even strap on my shoes I just did it with my Crocs and I was on there pedaling away but I did it and I'm still here and it got a lot of fanfare Hank good I'm I'm excited for you I was excited to just do it but then I saw a study today that I was like all right I need to be doing this a little bit more and they're saying that physical exercise yeah is better than any prescription drugs you can take for mental health better than therapy at this point for mental health so move your body if you're feeling a little not great oh good um do we have to go play radio at some point here well no I kind of I I yeah so we're ahead of the game this morning all right I know right we were behaving I know what it is I just wanted to be sure we didn't we didn't miss something right as we have been known to do Pam caponegro's out there watching us oh hey p.m oh actually yeah we up in Attleboro we gotta we do gotta play radio oh we do have to play radio yep okay timing is spot on professor cape has alternative we are lemonadeio it's Hank and Stephanie this morning yes it's snowy yes most people have a delay no we do not have one here in Mashpee once again uh CVB was like they were Christmas morning this morning yes everybody was up everybody was out everybody was ready and there was nothing on the ground because the Salter and Sanders they 1100 pieces of equipment are out on the on the roadways here in Massachusetts like they're doing their job right and it looked fine yes it's slushy yes it's icy but we also live in New England right it's not like it was California where they had that huge snowstorm I can't imagine living in L.A what snow did Alaska yes it did yes it did I was surprised that they had plows yeah right I was thinking how they gonna pull out this why would they have snow plows in L.A but apparently they do which is bizarre because when I lived in South Carolina that's it we got two inches of snow one time and the town shut down yeah they didn't know what to do with it we just had to wait until it melted yep yeah that's just how it was yeah and then they tried to make a big deal out of the fact that there was going to be a blizzard in the mountains in Nevada yeah like really I mean I used to work out there occasionally everybody knows this knows how dare yeah no big deal yeah you know up up Lake Tahoe and and and and all through there it snows it's not it's not headline news no no so most people have a delay today take it a little slow on the roadways if you're a couple minutes late No One's Gonna care I mean unless you're doing surgery and then people will care but I think about that that's about it we're 1180 I mean seriously like and they're probably already there anyway oh yeah oh yeah once again for those of you who are kind of new to all of this we're doing this live stream right now we're also playing not playing Raider we also have a radio station going here yes we do limitadio.com or you can get the lemonadeio app so you can listen to the music we're playing and watch us and then when we're when we're gone at 8 30 or so you can keep listening to the music and you can still hear us yes so we're we're multitasking sure we're doing our very best right we're also on Roku TV you can listen to us on Alexa you can download the app many opportunities for you to take lemonadia with you and we are car play so it's nice every single time I get my car now even if the app is on or not yeah Bob's right on my car play cool so I can listen to what I don't even think about it anymore it's awesome that's great yeah making it easy everyone listen to us no they can only listen to us we're working on getting watch happier together and they'll be able to watch watch us okay in YouTube right yep they can see us yes we are Live on YouTube also okay lucky you once again can't avoid us we're here we're making it accessible for you right so I saw a teacher had passed away in um some southern states to 30-year teacher uh her name was Mary Stokes Martin so she had the nickname Eminem right they buried her in an m m casket oh the thing was a blue peanut m m it was terrifying it terrifying she said I want photos of it I want people to to release it and that's what it was her last wish that's what she wanted but can you imagine being buried in a peanut m m no thank you no in a hundred years from now when they have to when they go to dig up the cemetery or something there's gonna be the same there's some archaeological dig hundreds of years from now on right they're gonna wonder it was this lady was she was who was this was she a queen right she was the queen of M M's I was wondering about that as we're look you know paleontologists and archaeologists and the people studying all these things like what if they knew the real story behind that story yeah there's got to be more to that oh there's got to be more to that as you're pulling up her car what is it sarcophagus yes and it's an Eminem I was in the m m store when we were in New York I I moved my brother in and when I say I moved I just drove a car around right blocks and blocks and blocks while my mother my daughter and my brother hauled all of the stuff up to his fifth floor walk up who lifts up five floors without an elevator your brother apparently yeah well he's going to have a nice rear end and he's already lost like 20 pounds living in the city because all he does is walk which I was like you know what good on you yep yep I'll just do my Peloton thing that's it I'll just lazily sit on my Valentine with my Crocs on activity a little bit less than Baby Bros right he needs to keep his heart healthy he's working for Fox so oh okay oh Lord he's in the weather Department everyone oh good good I was gonna say I haven't met about another department okay oh so he's out running around today pretending that there's there's stuff going on there's stuff going on yes today is Christmas obviously because we're having the biggest storm in New England of the Season I'm like if this is the biggest storm it's kind of sad it is well it is the biggest storm we haven't had any weather no we haven't no not at all what else is going on oh you would teased something oh yes the f word in the s word yeah so last week we talked about um people who were going through the and I can never pronounce his name right Roland wow doll yeah roll doll roll doll books and and they decided that um to be more inclusive and I sympathize with the general concept um that there were certain words in that book that you couldn't use like an f word which meant with fat so they decided instead that enormous was better right that's why we had enormous Tuesday last week so there was this huge uproar understandably so so now they've decided that there's going to be two versions of the book there's going to be the classic version that contains the f word and then there's going to be the other version that presumably will be even less offensive to those who who get offended following up on that those who think about these things have decided that there's an s word now that we can't use because it's not inclusive and it fits with the weather today the s word is Snowman the more appropriate inclusive thing to say is snow folk or snow pal I'm never doing that I'm never making a snow pal or snowfolk now but who thinks of these things I don't know who stays up who stays up at night people that are clearly offended by gendered language and I I get it we need to all be better about being inclusive but snowfolk not happening nope I don't I don't need do I care that it's a gingerbread man I don't as a woman do I care that it's a gingerbread man no I don't no that's just what it was you can make ginger ladies I don't know good morning Brian checking in from Connecticut actually the gingerbread man or the snowman or whatever it's a no folk they're pretty much emasculated anyway right so it doesn't make any difference uh good morning to oh yeah yes she was nuts good morning Don checking in from the west coast and it's and it's and as someone said to me snowmen are made with snowballs you got one there there we go I'm like I definitely have one good one Hank uh John kauf want to drive me nuts the people out there causing strife for no reason exactly and and since we're talking about people causing stripes the people who have complained to the FCC above Rihanna's halftime show ah can we let the poor lady live because she touched her butt and she did something else she touched her butt she did whatever she did something else she appeared she couldn't use her body because it's full of baby because she and and oh my gosh and the letters and they all have the same thing and what about the children have you seen what the children are watching on TED Talk yeah have you seen what they're watching on YouTube Rihanna touching her please yeah the scope of the world and what's going on if Rihanna's touching her butt is really offensive to the FCC I if you're offended here's a hint don't watch it that's it shut it off not a problem yep turn the all the games back on turn it back on look at that John I grabbed myself every day thank you Dawn for sharing thanks babe it's just nonsense oh it is it really is nonsense it's crazy people have nothing else to worry about stuff like this well I mean they're banned in Tick Tock right oh yeah yeah you can't have tick tock on any U.S government um issued phones or whatever yeah like by the end of the week or something yeah because that's it that that we're just the Chinese are gonna watch us I'll grab our crotch and and mock whatever it is on Tick Tock the stuff that I've ingested off Tick Tock some of it's good though I've seen how to make bread some arts and crafty stuff some Pinterest type stuff right I'll there are certain ones that I do follow in like some storytelling some fun other things look if we can distract the Chinese with Tick Tock let's go for it really every government agency gets a tick tock right right just just just distract them with all this crazy Tick Tock stuff and and we'll go uh right yep it's obnoxious also I saw well this is not Tick Tock related but doing other things to distract people xnfl linebacker Blake Martinez is selling rare Pokemon that's what he's doing in his retirement he's selling what he's selling Pokemon cards I know trading cards why I don't know because because you can oh it's fun I think it goes back to the slow living yeah why not I'm retired from the NFL I'm sure he saved himself a couple of bucks right no he's selling Pokemon I'm sure like this maybe this makes him happy low speed right a little bit of excitement when you get one that's worth a little bit of money and you sell it yep do you feel like you've won do we have that song um oh slow ride in the middle probably fog hat yeah I think that's kind of the theme Here Slow Ride yeah right so we're gonna get back over here oh we gotta play radio again folks exactly right back crazy Crime Time this one's a good one Cape cod's alternative we are 1180 with tank and Stephanie crazy crime time here we go it's out of Texas and the story is pretty fantastic because the Texas man has been arrested for impersonating a cop he claims it was making people drive better so he felt like he was doing a public service for everyone oh yes Texas man impersonating a cop um after a concerned citizen called I'm on one about a suspicious blue truck trying to pull him over with emergency lights oh boy so he had one of his little buy it on the interwebs emergency lights on his vehicle he told the police that he uses the blue and red emergency lights mounted to his dashboard to make people drive better he was arrested booked fifteen thousand dollars Bond he can't pretend you're a police officer no you just can't no matter no matter what you want to do that's just not that's not good just he doesn't say anything about his style job it's not safe actually we're 1180 doesn't say anything like what he's 42 so he does to still work he has a real job yep you can play a police officer at his own time I guess I worry about my fellow humans yeah right I really do good morning Michael good morning Mark we got some new people chiming in this week we do we do thank you guys very much Hank and Stephanie we're here every Tuesday thank you for your patronage and enjoying our show yeah uh what else is new on TV I've seen a ton of Ted lasso's coming back which I was really excited for March 15th to have that to look forward to I watched the season finale of 1923. it did not end where I wanted it to end it was a cliffhanger it was a dumb cliffhanger and clearly there's gonna have to be another another season I thought it was going to be like 1883 but they wrapped it up yep and it was done with that decade no there's clearly more to this story and it did not leave me where I want it left I was aggravated did you tell them no hey Noah Sheridan Stephanie in the morning here yeah right well we did a crazy crime you found one about some sort of alligator situation yeah I don't know if I can find it I know I sent it to you let me see but the whole reason why I wanted to bring it up the alligator because we got cocaine bear coming out this weekend do we have what cocaine bear did you not see this no no it's a true story about where there was a helicopter that dropped cocaine uh and a bear got into it and was like savagely terrorizing people in the 70s because she was on cocaine yeah so now the people from Sharknado have decided to one-up cocaine bear oh no yeah oh yeah oh yeah and so now it is um meth alligator oh my God I'm not I can't make this up if I tried the attack of the meth alligator is what is now coming from the Sharknado let me see let me let me see if I can find no that is that isn't what I sent you no somebody was attacked they threw a an alligator at somebody they pull it out of their back pocket or something yeah like who's throwing alligators through the drive-through of a of a Wendy's or something yeah something like that what it was yeah I did read it and I was like what attacked with a deadly weapon the weapon was an alligator yeah I can't no I can't see it now what I am seeing is an alligator grabbing an 85 year old woman and I just don't know alligator though so dumb now it makes sense those polar bears that you're seeing that this is the second Coke bear that didn't get its own movie yeah now you understand yes you know what's fun to see talking about the snow in California the seals rolling around in the snow they're having a blast I didn't see it yes they're fine with it oh yeah yeah yes and toasty yeah sure you know I mean I mean they love snow and they love that stuff some weird news that I saw today they have these new silicone lips that you can send a kiss to anybody in the world so you kiss the silicone lips no no no and then the person on the other side can give you a kiss back for this is no no this is new it's developed by the Chinese for launches so they've got us kissing fake lips and we're worried about tick tock no no Mari was in Vegas you could send her a little kiss she'd pick up her silicone lips give me a kiss good night back and send it back to you oh no another thing you're gonna purchase for Christmas no no it oh no no it is not the primary purpose of those devices however that's what they're using it for okay John oh whenever I saw it this morning I was like you've got to be kidding me that's not what that's for you suck no you saw it I did I did look there was like a little video where they were showing you a little video of it oh yeah Lord and then the one woman on the phone was talking to him and she's like I'm sending you a kiss and then the guy on the other side was like I got your kiss I sent you one back and it actually like feels your mouth feel and then sends it to them so it's supposedly like kissing you so you have like two of them and you give it and yeah and that's it it's a little different than a walkie-talkie but oh similar I don't make these things up no I know you don't I know you don't it is disturbing uh celebrity news I saw John Hamm is getting married to Ann Osceola he's 51. he's never been married before that's like a diamond in the rough it's finding a man that's never been married before and has no children he's married to he's marrying Ann Osceola who is a Massachusetts a Cambridge native how old is she uh 34.