Tori on The First Shot Morning Show Live

foreign and we're live hello what up yo it's been a minute I know thank you so much for hanging with me this morning anytime I'm just pushing off work I'm just procrastinating that's fine I appreciate that you're procrastinating for me this morning what's up guys does anybody remember me just kidding I take up way too much energy You couldn't possibly forget this is Tori I am Stephanie uh Lisa I apologize I will get back with Lisa from the Children's Museum I've not checked in over there and many things are happening um I just haven't been able to get out of my own way no I stole the show that's what happened so if you've not listened to our podcast where have you been it's the first shot Morning Show which we uh do Monday Wednesday and Friday when we can get our technology together um it's a podcast where we don't have about celebrities where we don't have any idea what's going on very little pop culture yeah pop culture when we don't know what's happening in pop culture yeah pretty much the whole time we're like who is that do they already have kids they've been married what do you mean they're getting divorced um that's really a good time if you need like to lose 30 minutes of your day you definitely follow follow them you need to lose brain cells for 30 minutes this is the one turn it on and then just forget time we talk about relationships we do you might be getting divorced I'm this is a cyclical thing good morning Kayla it's a cyclical thing where uh yeah yeah we've determined yeah I think it's I nailed it yeah so last time we went through this was when you went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame it's I usually want to hang out with rtb I think I'm I'm detecting a problem maybe that's well you know what sometimes I just need to bugger off and just do things for myself and when I do that it makes my husband mad good morning Kayla and uh I just I needed a break and I said you know what I just I want a divorce I don't really want a divorce but I really need my space she doesn't mean it she just needs to like go on a coffee run you know copyright in a perfect world we would get along all the time and that would be nice but I think I would be bored with that also yes you had a perfect perfect marriage what even is that yeah yeah right I lost it on a friend I'm not even so there's that no I admitted I was being fully irrational I like admit it I appreciate that yeah when you can admit that no I know you're arrested I knew and the worst part was like I knew right away like as soon as I said something and then like the high comes down from what I said and then it's been 20 minutes and I'm like was it me that was amazing thing yeah I have to like sit and figure out like I got there for being annoying person well share with everybody because you got to go to the Taylor Swift concert I did but you're now having some some issues yeah first off she's taking to her grave what she spent on yeah I will never take it don't ask me I know all the comments I will not tell you I've not told us all and I won't um yeah so it was really interesting I played the game a little bit and I went on Sunday night at Gillette and I waited to see what tickets did Friday night and Saturday night I didn't have tickets we drove up there me and my friend all dressed up found parking did the whole thing and then walked in like very last minute when I say last minute I mean like we got the tickets finally walked in grabbed around ran to our seats and as we were walking she was starting her entrance it was like perfectly perfectly timed but like happened to get a t-shirt everything was like perfectly planned um but yeah last minute was last minute and um so we get through the concert I'm having a great time and then I'm sitting trying to get out of the parking lot for an hour of course and then the next day I'm realizing like I don't really remember it I don't really know what happened out of body experience good morning Colleen I remember certain songs I remember certain things but overall I think about it and I'm like I don't really remember seeing that I see videos that thank God there are videos there everyone has a video it rained but I so I went the next night right but thank God I have my own videos and my friend has videos and because I don't I just thought I was like partying too hard and I was like dancing so much that I like and singing so loudly said screaming that I was not paying attention to the concert which immediately I feel would get filled with guilt like you were there you spent all this money on these tickets and you didn't even watch it I got the hot take on this okay what's your hot tape well no after you're done go ahead with your Auto Body Experience she doesn't remember I don't remember it and I learned recently from an article thank you the internet that I'm not alone I'm not alone a lot of people don't remember this concert did you two spend five grand on a ticket that you don't even remember being there I will not possibly you five grand is a is a lot some people paid more than that yeah that's crazy do you see the article about the guy that paid 21 Grand right for his kids to go no insane so this was the conversation I was having with Rob over at Shipwrecked last night which by the way we're moving our trivia outside into the shelled area it's gonna be in the afternoon it's gonna be three to five and we're doing the Summer Olympics so we have eight different um activities for you to Vie for and uh we're actually working with sponsors right now to have a cash prize at the end of the summer cool we love that so if you've at all qualified during the summer season you can come for the one big Olympic type oh man playoffs down there anyway super fun so I was having this conversation with Rob yesterday at Shipwrecked and he said a disgusting I hate her and I'm like wait what like he's anyone that makes money off of children should be whatever he went on and I was like you know though you do have a point you do set this expectation of wanting to go to these shows or wanting something he's got two girls of the Taylor Swift bracket of of yeah and it was so unattainable he said for him to be able to get this ticket sure to realize this expectation for his children he goes I spent a hundred bucks I took him to Pitbull and they had the best time ever and it was just wonderful so that's a different experience you can't hate the artist just because she's successful that feels a little bit I'm sorry he didn't like that she makes her money off of little girls and the way he said it though I was just kind of like it does sound very predatory the way you're saying it no he's wrong I'm sorry he's wrong here's why and I'm and I will go I will go to bathroom so she can even for Spotify to download her music fair but here's here's why that's wrong Taylor Swift is putting out music that she writes that's relatable to her own life these little girls are finding that music relatable and that's why they're becoming emotionally connected to the music Taylor Swift is not like in front of them every day as a predator saying you have to listen you have to listen you have to listen she puts out an album her fans listen to it they relate to it they latch on to it they have an emotional connection that's at the why isn't she out there doing free shows because she doesn't have to have also not responsible for the resale value also true but so she put her tickets out she tried to make it fair she tried to use her whatever it was City card sponsorships to she tried to give them to her closest fans first it didn't work she's not responsible for the cost of the tickets resale the her concerts were sold out within an hour of the tickets being available it is not her fault that they run at eight grand a pop now it's not her fault I just had never heard Rob's take and I was like interesting I was just curious I'm bringing it here to just play Devil's Advocate so then can you say the Taylor Swift fan can you say the same thing about like Emo music like their predatory on people turning them into like Devil worshipers like you could say the same thing about any band I just was here for the sake of a dialogue and I never heard that you guys think about Harry Styles you could say the same thing about anybody you could say the same thing about the Jonas Brothers do you know how many little girls are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and that's creepy I know that's creepier it's three grown adult men right I did meet Nick I brought my girls to meet Nick they liked him so nice guy you know again they're not responsible for the resale value of their ticket you're just hating on a woman for being incredibly successful I think that that was just the justification for not being able to afford the tickets which I get which is fine then you then you don't want to spend that money and as a parent when you've got a little heartbroken girl you I get it we all get it when we're not able to get the thing but it's also a lesson to the kid like you can't have everything like this is a once in a lifetime experience you're not gonna have sorry yeah that's true that's a lesson in itself just because you relate to somebody emotionally so distinctly doesn't mean that it's going to be the right opportunity for you and take that lesson into like every love life situation you have yeah like how many times she's going to get a heart broken over a boy because there's an emotional connection for her that he's not going to resonate with and he's not going to respond to now I'm saying is it the same no but also on there's a parallel there like she doesn't she's not responsible individually for the emotional attack on how attached she is to Taylor I love her no I just think it's I don't I just think it's unfair to call her a predator like you want to talk about Predators there are so many other situations out there that are creepier that is that are weirder I feel like it's completely unfair to pin a successful woman with the tag Predator just because she puts out music that your daughter resonates with maybe you should talk maybe you should talk to her daughter about where is it where's the emotional connection there to the music where in the lyrics is resonating and have a conversation about that good morning Sharon thank you so much I miss your face didn't mean to rip you para no you're not ripping me apart I'm just bringing the conversation to the table because I knew you would yeah I think the bigger conversation there is why does your daughter relate to the music so much and what are you not aware of that maybe is the reason she's so obsessed Pat is it the is it just the glittery skirts or is there something physically in the music that she feels like she can't say and communicate with that Taylor Swift is well they went to Pitbull instead and enjoyed their time so and partied it down yeah um I you and I on our podcast we always talk about pop culture and what's going on and yeah those wretched Kardashians are back on Hulu for another season the Retro Kardashians it's like quicksand to me though I hate it so much yeah I hate it I hate them and here I am watching it just to hate them does anybody have a show out there like that that they sit there and they watch and they're like why am I watching this it's so bad yeah Indian Matchmaker I'm the same way yeah I like that shell but it's the same thing I'm like this is so terrible good morning Dave thanks for joining us fluff I don't need to watch this but I'm watching it and I also watched the um the Jewish Matchmaker one too I liked that one I don't know why I was just fast same thing I'm fascinated by different cultures and how they come together also so I feel like that that was a a sociology experiment that I felt privy to watch where this Kardashian business holds no value but we watched it for anyone yeah anyone involved so the new season just began and I did have a relatable laughable moment where Scott Disick was mocking the girl she was like so good are we both on breakup diets because they lost so much weight and also coming over to the house trying to get into the house that there's no doorknob he couldn't hold he couldn't get into the door and the security guy was like don't worry about it I'll I'll let you in I'll buzz you in no doorknobs he goes is that am I not rich enough apparently apparently well apparently that's what Benedict Benedict Cumberbatch needs the same situation because somebody broke into his house and tried to attack him with a knife creepy you didn't have a doorknob they couldn't break anything are you that rich in that aware and you have a family and you don't have I mean like I guess Anything Can Happen how do you not prepare for that I don't know how do you not prepare for that crazy crime we have them all the time and one of them today was somebody broke in and was sitting on someone's couch naked just sitting there I will that mug shot you showed me I will have seared in my room that guy is terrifying looking can you imagine it looked like Gollum on the couch it is my absolute worst fear I'm waiting for you I will wake up in the middle of the night and like check my ring cams wake up late why yeah if there's a raccoon in my roof I'm freaking out I just I'm like I had an incident fairly recently where I ordered lunch um and door Dash okay and so this Dasher rang the doorbell and hung out and waited for me no I was sitting there watching him on my deck and it looked like he was looking at the cameras it was just really really it was a weird it left me with a weird experience yeah where he waited for me and then like kind of wanted to talk to me but didn't and then was looking at all the cameras I almost felt like it was a case in the joint I didn't I didn't like that vibe that freaks me out also if you're a doordasher that's the point of doordash leave it and leave yeah right why do I Dash why do I always have to make a note in my doordash account just leave it on the table leave it go away you don't need to talk to me I don't need to be near you yeah leave the food I already paid you you've been tipped leave the food well I know you've been married for ever 100 years your whole life exactly the re-upping of the contract is apparently in question yes but for a single folk out here we're trying to navigate all these different dating Trends and while it's miserable this one kind of made me laugh I have I do have a tremendous amount of single girlfriends they seem to be okay with it though none of them are really trying to date right yeah I mean I guess I'm in that category I'm not really I mean I'm like out there but I'm like not really I'm like yeah but I found this really interesting the internet is categorizing men and women but you know we like to bring it on our men um in different animals okay you are either a bear a reptile a dog or an eagle okay in your level of handsomeness the different level of attractiveness yes the the the kind of face shape you have categorizes you as one of those by the way sidebar when you brought up bear we have a bear coming to the cape again like a real bear like a real or like bear week no like a real bear that's that's always coming that's kind of I was like we know that but no another one I mean it was a big to do when it crossed the canal and came over but apparently it's in Plymouth or somewhere nearby so so he's coming don't come near the bear if you're in the Plymouth area Don't Go Near The Bear we just have one one I feel like we should have more than we don't have in New England yeah but on the cape we don't have any okay back to dating so if attractiveness levels you are bear handsome it means you have a round face and broad shoulders okay if you're reptilian handsome you have a straight nose and sharp eyes if you're dog handsome you have big eyes and a cheeky grin and if you're Eagle handsome you have small eyes and a long nose interesting right I don't know what I would categorize you as well I have an entirely different Oh you mean my type yeah for me personally because that's just men women are a whole other thing oh we're there different animals oh yes oh a fox a cat a deer and a bunny if you're a fox you have light hair and sharp features if you're a cat you have dark hair round face and sharp features if you're a deer you have dark hair long face and soft features and if you're a bunny you have light hair around face and soft features I feel like I'm a deer I think I'm a bunny what are you and what does this mean I don't really know other than that how do the animals interact with each other they I think it's just like what you're into like I think it's like an easy way to categorize your type you know I don't get it a bear a dog a reptile or an eagle I don't like to think of me dating a reptile but you kind of get it like if they're a little bit thin you know like tall and skinny we've talked about this before on our podcast with sharp eyes you know like that's not really my type I'm more of a bear girl yeah so like you know round face the Bro the broadness that's my thing interesting goberta bunny what are you guys out there I'm a hybrid bear dog so people know what I'm talking about excellent thank you I love that and Colleen's all set with dating also yeah you know what you've got a small you've got a daughter I I think it's just ugh well some of us feel like guilty not putting in more effort but also the time like she's in school she's working she's got a full-time job a part-time job and then she's a moment on top of that what kind of date this you make total sense about myself like I can't I'm not really and I can't figure out why I'm not like I have no reason to not be other than a lack of well it's a tremendous amount of work I mean you really have to decide that you want to partner to date in this point yeah and watching all of these matchmaking shows I feel like you definitely have unrealistic expectations I did go on a date this past weekend uh and I was like very clearly pegged he was from off Cape shocker all here over the weekend shocker yeah staying in a house that his parents rented shocker um and I was very clearly pegged as like he's like trying to find a cape girl to hang out with and it was like the biggest turn off immediately do you want to hang out again like sure you're back in July like yeah unless you want to invite me down in June like what no no I just met you and you're already trying to invite yourself to another Cape Cod weekend although different concerning a headaches I didn't want to come to Cape Cod at all so now we're just like flipping here I can't even imagine being 30 and single oh sorry okay I mean and I I just for where my brain space is right now the thought of that oh no no no no it's worse when I remind myself that I still need to stay married to my husband because of that it's because you don't want to come back oh that's way too much work I can't I can't do that so funny I'd be married to myself I'd be fine a woman did that 90 90 something year old woman a couple weeks ago married herself and I was like There's Hope for me all right so here we are with more old men impregnating women can we just talk about the fact that Al Pacino is now involved Robert De Niro 79 announces he's having a baby well Al Pacino says here hold my beer because I'm 82 and now I'm having a baby eight months pregnant already yes so when that news broke she was very pregnant I'm sure they were like all right so we're gonna keep this on the DL for a few more minutes and then uh and then we'll go in I think they should have broke it by like hey TMZ Robert de niron Al Pacino yeah we're having coffee with our girlfriends you should come by and then just let it drop that one I feel like it's incredibly selfish at 82 years old to have a child I really I just do yeah but it could have been they weren't together for that long because they've only been together for a year and now that was definitely a whoopsie right so and she's 29 so it could have been like I'm sure Al Pacino could have been like I can't tell you what to do it's your body you gotta decide it's not like I can't provide I can write a check you know what I mean so she was like I'm gonna take this and run with it or I wanted kids or I'm 29 I should do this now and yeah Al Pacino is going to be able to figure it out for me but you said she dated somebody older before no also Rich um Jagger yeah Mick Jagger well okay so she has the thing for old man and then she just happens to get pregnant and then she decides you know what this is the time I'm gonna go with it that's some Benjamin Button stuff right there I don't know what's going on I've been more of a bear girl not an old man girl but not old Bears just regular Bears regular Bears age appropriate there dad says everybody knows everyone on Cape or dated everyone it's also true yeah we have a small yeah but for sure struggling with that too but it's when they're off cape and they want to use the girl that's on Cape you know there's that whole like Cape Cod girl thing The Godfather of fathers good yes yes that was great perfect what are you doing uh I have head shots today I am not ready for photos today you know sometimes you're like feeling good about things I feel like no amount of spackle is really gonna work for me today I know right well I do at least I've got two daughters that are like you're not leaving the house sit down Lily's not very gentle about it either when she's like getting her hair done she went to her second prom over the weekend um oh by the way Paul if you're still watching happy birthday to Missy she looked fabulous I love watching prom photos I love watching graduation photos it's this time of year that I just feel like the renewal of all of the things yeah and all of the kids are are here and they're working and I'm excited our J ones are coming love that so I have to get that bedroom ready in like two days so I had a very funny moment yesterday where one of the kazakhstanis was like okay so we're getting a bus it's gonna be midnight I'm gonna be rolling through um Hyannis Park and Ride I said stop at Sagamore it's closer to my house yeah and then she took a screenshot but it was all written in Cyrillic so I was like oh that's what Sagamore looks like that's funny oh so uh yeah they're kind coming they have no idea what they're going to be living at but the outdoor shower is ready the backyard is there's nothing like an outdoor shower in the summertime I really do love it um apparently the door fell off its hinges over the winter it's not winter Wells okay you'll deal with that yeah Dad got it already fixed it's running everything's good he even like um power washed it so no whoopies or spiders in there right now I love that I know it's like the perfect time of year to have that so I'm pumped for that Tori's got to run I will talk to you tomorrow uh have a great day everybody got to thank our sponsors MBR Landscaping also Rockland Trust make sure you stop at any one of their branches and grab a lemonade stand kit we're going to be talking to Tim O'Connell next week about what he is doing for Tommy's place and their opening Centerville this week and that is what the lemonade stands are raising money for so thank you very much to Rockland Trust we'll talk to you in a bit listen to our podcast thanks for having me I know it's been a minute I know first shot Morning Show you can follow us on all the socials and you can get perky with that's Monday Wednesday and Friday uh for Tori and Stephanie will you say goodbye to Tori talks a lot radio on all the socials too right bye bye