Hank Sennott on crazy crime

oh there we are I think so hello boys and girls hi all right yeah that's because I was trying to get the station on but I did it late all right so we're on we're on the radio as well yes lemon ado.com is where you can listen to us or you can watch our lovely faces here this morning look at us go we've made it Tuesday before Thanksgiving looks like we made it it's p day yes it is it's p day you've received all of the pies this year yes we received all the pies I remember last year there was a little bit of a drama with the pies yeah it was a little bit of drama with the pies we ordered I should explain U this evening Mari Senter plus today real estate is having a uh customer appreciation it's a pie party holiday party and you come and you get free drinks and or derves and and and um get a free pie and last year when we went to pick them up or shortly before we were told by PJs that they didn't have any no pies no pies there was a problem at the factory so we scurried around getting pies in various places and and we had enough and and by the way folks the pies that you get from some of these places they're tabl talk I know right yeah they're not they're not like you know the little tabl talk pies that the no there are places that are actually boxing them up and passing them off as their own yes big one these are these are bigger ones but they're but they're TBL talk pies folks so if you walk by table talk pies to the store and go o I'm gonna get a fresh pie at to Bakery you're getting a TBL talk pie yeah right good morning Karen what's up Mari we're excited for pie day I'm gonna be playing some tunes right we'll be over uh hanging out I'm looking forward to it right JD bogers so good their food is so good yes it's one it's one of the places that um um all of my family can agree upon there's no fight no because it's something for everybody right you know for those of you who like sushi it's so good BL well whatever I love it good morning Dave hagner thanks for joining us I saw that your Christmas tree went up nice good for you Christmas tree already yes no um but it's you know what we've decided this year that it's whatever that makes you happy boy but if it's going to be dry in a fight Department by mid December then what the hell is the point get a fake one guys I know my husband's like is this the year we get a fake one and my daughter no her and I are both holding on to the no okay I'm not having the needles in my car no no we had we've had a fake one for for a while we've gone through a couple of and they're fine and they're pretty and it takes you no time to put them up and you don't have to worry about them falling over we're doing a little five-footer like we did last year we paired it all the way down to like just a little five-footer mhm and that's it we're going to have a small real one okay but apparently it's going in the lemonade vehicle because nowadays needles are getting in his car when do we become those people we're not those people put the needles in your car it's Christmas suck it up right part of it and then there's always the fun part after you take the tree out and it's March 15th yeah right and you're still sweeping up needles I thought I cleaned up over there they get in the cracks of the wood good morning Michael Anthony I'm so glad that you're uh you're here you're out you're about you're adding to your Fleet if you need a ride to the airport if you need a ride to a show if you're planning on going somewhere and you don't want to drive definitely get a hold of Mr Michael Anthony good morning Lynn thanks for joining us y we've been we've been recommending him a colleague of ours has um older clients and they needed to to get somewhere I guess after from um selling their home and she got in touch with us our colleague and said we know I know you guys use some Use Somebody M you know can you tell me the name and the number because my clients can't figure this out yeah I know I no longer like to I would love to be driven around permanently good morning Mariana thanks for hanging out with us this morning is today Mariana the last day before school and then they're off no half a day tomorrow oh okay and find out Mariana if it's really a half a day like pick you up at noon or is it like I hate that half a day I one pick you up I don't I don't know and it's arbitrary too it's not exactly a half a day so no it's weird I don't know why they bother I think we're just off tomorrow so yeah you're off yeah we'll pay for it somewhere else you know how it goes oh yeah oh yeah well hopefully they kind of figured it in and I think if they go a certain number of hours then that counts as a real day towards to one yep what is it 165 they go or 184 180 180 okay I don't know 165 no 162 was a baseball season so yeah Bella Luxury Transportation thanks Michael and good morning rtb rtb has been in that kitchen slave it away making all kinds of stuff prep work and and and we don't have to worry about um Michael having implants no that's good to know nope you're good you had to be here a couple weeks ago to know that story folks oh yes you never want to miss a moment with Hank and I you blink and things change real fast right I loved the text message that I received from your wife this week I was out and about doing one of my trivas yeah and she's like are you watching the golden Bachelor right now old people doing it I only saw one scene honestly I only saw one scene I was like no don't no I'm on my way did you see it finally I finally saw it that's not cute I walked in the room we were we were off Cape we got home late and so Mario went in and she started watching it and I was doing whatever I walked in the room and it was Gary and um who's Leslie Leslie the day after or the morning after the makeup was off they both look like they had been hit by a truck they are in their 70s and they are having microscopic cameras all over them so you have to give them a break although she's younger in her 60s right and he leans back his hair is a mess the make up he leans back and he says well I guess we didn't get much sleep last night and they cut to her and I went oh I know I know I know it's agism but oh no no no I thought I thought they cut to her and I thought you should have kept Faith buddy Faith would not have looked like she get run over by a truck that is horrible rtb jump in and jum help he said wrinkled footsy lol it was just it was just good morning Gabby hey Heather what's going on you know granny porn I mean I just I just H yeah well we'll find out the season finale November 30th Gary is already saying that he regrets doing this oh he does so I don't know this is they're only allowed to say because all of this is already occurred a while ago oh yeah so whatever it is they've been living their life as whatever it is so maybe you chose no one maybe back to Faith we have no idea Gloria oh my God granny BN either way it's like one of those things where you're just like oh I know it happened we all knew about the fantasy suite but it became very real on the golden Bachelor for me and I was I mean it's let me ask you this I've always wondered I've never tried to find out because I really don't want to know Diana you were absent for trivia last night Cliff had something specific for you hopefully you're is the fine is the fantasy suite really real it is really real you watched what the aftermath would you think they like all right Guys shake up your hair and look at a little rumbled get in there we're going to reshoot this one oh I can't I can't I I just can't look like it she be like only fans or something that's not something I think people you know I'm not surprised people would pay for it people are weirdos that's their business they could have monetized it who was this supermodel that just went on fans and her 91-year-old mother was like well it's the sign of the times like what what I missed that there is a former supermodel that is now taken to only fans because that's where she's making money but I love that they went to her 91y old mother to say what do you think about this she's like it's lovely I'm so proud of well think about it I mean in war times I think horn is Storm honey we got to make this money we going to live got to do it what's up Tara oh that's okay if your child was sick you were allowed to be sick Tara Tara Degan Costa ah hello Tara how are you so Hank and I are just sitting here we're getting ready for our Turkey Day Celebrations I've done I did the grocery shop yesterday you did how did that go um it was expensive I dislike shopping with my husband and um wait a minute wait a minute what does he do wrong everything everything this is why I remembered yesterday why I've abandoned grocery shopping completely I'm glad you say why are you aband you haven't abandoned your husband no no he's still here he's still here you I mean you signed him up and all of that so yeah yeah yeah the house no so we decided all right you know it was Cody's birthday yesterday so we stopped we did like the family all four of us like dorks did the Duncan drive-thru and have a great day at school and I knew we had a game came and we dropped him off and he's allowed to have the front seat but since I was coming um he said that I could sit in the front seat because he asked me if I was going to get out at school to go into the front seat after he abandoned it and I said of course I am right well no Mom you could just have the front seat I was like oh you don't want I'll embarrass you by stepping out of the vehicle to get in the front like I cannot be seen like they can't see through the car and see me either way we dropped him off my husband's like and the and and the car so stuan the morning no no no no not that one oh not that one it's my husband's with no pine needles allowed in okay that car that car okay so we go grocery shopping now the a I think there is a stat there's average cost of Thanksgiving this year uh what was it $61 or something like that $200 later I don't even know if we got all of the things and we didn't even have the B we got the bird separately right $200 I don't even know what we bought over there because you got the bird from your meat supplier correct correct the bird arrived with the you know his name in the farm and his name he was lovingly packed oh oh that's right cuz you were watching him right you see him on the this is really folks she was watching her turkey when when it was alive I want to know where my food came from and now it's in the freezer and she has seen it alive and she knows its name Charlie was good bird and and oh my God you could have sit around the table and go you know Charlie Feast him his life away thank you for this delicious dinner yeah I don't know where it was I think it was at up a little bit $61 or something like that the average cost of yes and Tara says husbands are not allowed to go to the grocery store hi saraphina good morning so we're there shopping around and then we see a couple of friends and we start talking and I was like I I vaguely out of the corner of my eye see him start throwing in things we don't need nobody eats it's always wasteful yet he buys it it's like something in his brain says I must buy these things and I don't even remember what it was that happens when we bring Mariana we get to the checkout how did this get in here and Mar you don't even eat it no one eats this don't buy that and he has to buy like five of it so I look in the corner and I see him and I'm like no no we already we have like four of those in the cabinet and the other woman just like driving by see you got to watch them it was actually a comedy going on in the grocery what was he buying I don't anything everything 5 seconds later he's like like a little kid you know when little kids grab things on the side and just start putting it in and I'm like we don't need that we have four of those why stop touching things it was the most irritating it set the tone for my day yesterday I was so irritated oh my good morning Dave Happy Thanksgiving my Uncle Cliff is a saint he's not a saint were you able to request additional feedings he's not fat enough more food we're talking about my turkey not my husband glad you explain that I I just had to get in there so I had just an irritating moment at the grocery store yesterday with him um but yes we have all of the shopping down except for one item so I'm okay with that now the preparation begins and I've actually crafted most of my work done yesterday so I've got Wednesday Thursday MH Friday good for you off you hope we'll see I'm hoping I don't have to touch a laptop or touch my phone please don't use this as an opportunity to complain about anything um have a lovely holiday just take some time to yourself please we'll see you Monday yeah right no I've got a big weekend coming up oh yeah really I do Saturday we've got um some festivities going on I've got a 75th birthday party that I'm going to be part of two Comedians and you the theme is dot rat he's from Dorchester the cake is the um the gas tank from Massachusetts it's beautiful the whole place is decked out into the nines I'm very excited for comedians one is Drew dun um and then I think it's Brian glowaki okay so I'm really excited for The Comedians and uh I I was like do you still need me she's like oh I need somebody to Wrangle this whole thing because I don't even have timing I'm like okay good I got it right as long as I've got a purpose and and this is like a tiny little cottage uh but our friend Gail Fitzpatrick from the friends of the Plymouth pound is a saint of a human being and she knows how to party she goes all out I mean gift bags that are full with n million items that you never thought of but as long as it's on theme it's going in the gift bag this is how Gil operates she he's very funny okay yes we need to get a drink Diana find me make sure you wear those cowboy Croc boots please because those get a lot of fanfare on my social media thank you for sharing those with me whoa whoa cobbley Croc boots Yep they're Crocs but they're cob boots yep I think they're a cruit we were trying to name them but I was definitely a big fan of them I wore my bacon and eggs earrings yesterday because I was so excited to show you them my friend and you have your turkey shirt I do I have I have my turkey dress on today I have leggings on because it's too flipping cold for dresses yeah I wouldn't know I know I guess whatever you do at home Hank I don't know you Mario get up some weird stuff you still got that Brady Jersey underneath the bed and The Mask yeah right I've gonna take this moment to thank our sponsors Habitat for Humanity recycle your old Vehicles yes they will come and take it off your hands this is the end of the year so if you're looking for a a tax write off or just to move that hunk of junk that's sitting in your yard and you don't have to listen to that damn jingle get it done Habitat for Humanity of Cape Cod no no habitat.org cars for homes and the thing will be gone and you don't have to listen to a bad jingle excellent knocked it out of the park all right so I'm looking for some new shows as we're wrapping up the golden bachelor which is an absolute train wreck as we've discussed yes November 30th is the finale for that I bet that's going to get huge ratings of course it is and going to cry he's going to be an absolute basket case and I'm still complaining about his name it's spelled like Jerry you can't what Gary get less words in your name it's bothering me g r r y Gary no no so I uh started what was it lessons in chemistry I'm almost done with that that's on Apple TV today is World TV day okay so I said what is everybody watching that's good on TV and everyone's like and I had TV I have Netflix that's what I meant what shows are you watching I don't care how you injust it there's 4,000 ways to get your shows yeah Hulu Apple Paramount all all the things they're all the same folks in the end where do you find the TV show and what is good on TV right now because I don't have anything the book was so good Diana I W I read the book also looking forward to the turkey aftermath next Tuesday me too Gloria one of our trivia questions I'll be out at chip wck tonight after our pie party is um what percentage of Americans prefer the leftovers oh I bet there's a lot 80% really 80% of people prefer leftovers rather than the initial yep Thanksgiving dinner because the Thanksgiving dinner itself is just so overwhelming and it takes so long for for those people who prepare it and you get it all out on the table and you look at it and you go what now right gotta pack it all up it's like a whole eight hour day right granted I'm not complaining I love it I put on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade I dance around to show tunes it's really one of my most favorite throw a little rum in my eggnog mom is a happy gal it's not like I'm good it is my happy moment if you've not had a chance to watch our show from Sundays live at knockabout Mari joined me from Cap Cod dining at home and anywhere else we're doing a contest right now so you can go and talk about your repurpose leftovers yes and uh we got a gift card giveaway but best part was we got to have Jenny wheeler on from The Family Table collaborative and also Chef Joe ellia adding their chef wisdom to just repurposing all of those side dishes that sit in the fridge and then you're thinking what do we do with them I Know Dan you've got a pack of dogs that you feed them to he feeds those dogs like they are regular humans gourmet meals really prepped calorie counted oh they eat before him oh that's that's very nice yes his his wolf pack over there is I love them to Pieces but they are so spoiled I love it I prefer leftovers too hash Canada oh Canadian what is uh Canada Thanksgiving when is that Canadian Thanksgiving did we already miss it no I I don't think was it last week I don't think it's I could be wrong I'm I'm not I feel like it's before ours you think so yeah could be my friend Jeff and Heather had his family here last week uhuh and uh that's probably because of Canada is Brian the bird yeah I'm gonna be bring the bird today that's my job what's up Mark thanks for joining us this morning Hank and Stephanie we welcome you to our our final show of the week that's right it's first and final first and final we won't be back but one of these weeks we're going to be on two days a week yeah right we're working up to it yep I think we're going to make it happen after the holidays definitely in January okay all right so we already talked about world TV day it's also um world hello day hello hello well hello all you have to do to participate is say hello to 10 people and we've got more than 10 people on our live stream so hello hi we've participated as have you go say hello to some strangers will you yeah okay your day's done you're done you know that's it wrap it up oh Gloria says October oh it's October yeah so we definitely missed it well I guess it has come first yep right all right so seven offensive plane habits we are going to be traveling the most travel day is tomorrow but it's really this whole week that's just busy right I heard on the I heard on the news this morning um that the amount of people traveling is going to be the most since like I don't know 2009 or something they say that every year it's yeah it's it's it's ridiculous Triple A says they say it every year I know I know well I think everybody's finally out of the hole I'm afraid to travel because I might get sick thing oh yeah that's out the window now now everyone's just sick right yeah yeah this is just the normal now I don't feel good because we've got that crud that is kicking around for like months yeah I know okay so seven um unappreciated things you can do when you're on the plane and traveling number seven and see how many of you actually do this because I am guilty of some of these things as well asking someone to switch seats see I don't have to because my children make it so uncomfortable no one wants to sit next to them so there's another human they're like you know what you guys just all sit together just give me a space away from this family they make it so they always have they never disappoint me never but you always have any any Airline but Southwest you always have assigned seats yeah and I've never understood when I've been traveling on anything by Southwest how families with young children manage to get like three seats in one place and one seat in another place I know I don't know how that works or they do it on purpose sometimes they'll like leave the middle seat open hoping no one will book it yeah and then inevitably someone has to sit in the middle of seat and get stuck with it yes and then they're like can we sit together most of the time you're apt to swap with someone if they're in the middle seat the middle seat person's like yep not a problem not a problem nope the side I'll take the aisle yep I used to like the window not so much anymore just don't expect it and don't ask for it most of the time people will offer it to you it's what people do right and in Southwest most of us are kind if you travel Southwest you can sit wherever where you want right so there's no excuse for that I know but then it's like herd mob mentality getting on the plane and I don't love that either yeah we have close we're going to um Orlando in February and we're flying Southwest for the first time in a while because you can get from Providence to Orlando via Southwest um so we're flying southw and I like that they include the bags right I don't have to worry about did I add bags to this how much more expensive is it going to be yeah and we're only going for a couple of days so youo it'll it'll it'll work out okay number six and I can be the last time we flew I was kind of guilty of this in a way using both armrests rude you know I had the outside the outside seat right and you know and I'll put my arm and then the woman next to me is going um you changed the channel on guy I oh I'm sorry I'm sorry and then I went like this again and you see the problem is the problem is my problem is this this goes into the next one reclining your seat the problem is I sleep on the plane oh so the plane takes off they say they've they've reached you know whatever and my seat goes back and I go like this but eventually I kind of and then I'm changing someone's Channel see it's fine if you fell asleep it's not like you're doing it on purpose yeah I don't know and the person behind me is I'm sorry if I recline my seat you recline yours see we live in an age where everybody has a cell phone now so you know there's videos of you on the internet slumping over on some lady's lab they're out there number four no one please do this taking off your shoes and socks it's gross I don't know why anyone would who's that it's just gross yeah I'm gonna air these suckers out hold my sock just reminds me of Planes Trains and Automobiles which by the way is one of the best Thanksgiving movies ever must watch number three talking to strangers of being a chatty seatmate I'm guilty but only really but only they start talking to me first right I'm not going to be like here's my knitting and want to see pictures of my kids right but if they start talking to me I will engage if they look friendly I will talk sure there's a story that I remember from from from years years ago now um when I used to go to Corpus Christie church and um there was a priest assigned there father Henry dah and he ended up becoming the pastor at um I think St Patrick's down in provinc toown he became a priest later in later lateer in life but whatever and he told this story one day in in his sermon that he was flying with someone and this woman started talking to him and he absolutely he said I told us he admit it I shut her down I opened my book I didn't want to talk to her yeah and he said when we landed I guess he was wearing his wearing his Garb she tapped him on the shoulder and she said father I'm so happy that you were on the plane with me I was so scared that whole flight and he said he felt like yeah absolutely that big you would you would anyway but if you've got the collar on and you've blown someone off I'm in uniform I'm in uniform that's it father doll said I like like you know like this big yeah that's kind of one of those uniforms that you can't get out of talking to people if they're talking to you yeah if you don't want people to know who you are just just ditch the collar that's it you've got a polo shirt yeah right yeah exactly pull that sucker right out no one knows who you are anymore you've got a you've got a white shirt that you can take the Y open it up don't do that don't do that okay number two using using using speaker phone or taking a video call rude rude that bothers me it doesn't need to be on speaker phone if you're in public right but you're on the plane and then number one personal grooming yeah right the toenail Clipper I didn't shave this morning let me you know no you know open the thing down put the mirror there take out the that's get your rear end in the tiny bathroom and go suffer in there I don't want to see that I don't want your clippings of DNA all over me no thank you right and then have someone wonder what you're doing in the bathroom all that time luckily you can just put earbuds in and kind of go into your own space I think people give off that I don't need to talk to you Vibe yes it's the ones that are looking at you bright eyed and just staring at you that are like disengaged don't look at them don't even don't make eye contact right good morning Amina you made me laugh on social yesterday so we've got our Christmas markets coming up and um the elves have been very hard at work yes they have official with our official tote our Christmas Market tote that uh first 50 Shoppers get at each one of our markets there are four different ones but um we have a special performance the rehearsal for goat Nutcracker what the mindful goats of mindful goat yoga are going to be Dawning Tut what whoa whoa there mind does does goats around here that do yoga yeah oh I didn't know that goat yoga oh I know I've heard of goat yoga I didn't think it we do the yoga with the goats okay do you do the yoga with theat yeah I've done it really and how was it fun okay more goat less yoga I love that all of her goats are male goats they're like rescues because nobody wants the boys not good for milking they're not good for for anything so they're all boys but they all have girl names like Betty White I love Tanya's goats if you've not had a chance to go on one of her goat walks these poor goats or goat these poor goats these goats are loving their lives they get all kinds of snacks they get to hang out with people they go for walk 100% so they they've got costumes their costumes arrived yesterday I'm very excited we have lots of different tat uh tutos for them to wear oh my gosh hey Lauren and our friend Bobby has got this lovely backdrop and Bobby Lumis is going to be ating the tail Scooby-Doo of the Nutcracker with our goats yes what time is this going to be this is going to be at noon on Sunday it's coming Sunday yes and it's going to be at our last Market as well that'll be the full production with all of the goats for mindful goat yoga this is this is a hot ticket right here this is the best free show you ever seen in your life Amina did say I'm popping an edible and I will be there front and center at noon so we've got goat Nutcracker everyone it's never been done I have a feeling this is not to be missed folks no it's definitely not to be missed we have beautiful Tuesday gonna be performing Lumis is going to be there also playing some guitar we've got some roving carolers lots of Artisans makers of all sorts and uh it's just going to be a really good time also Santa is going to be right around the corner excellent getting photos taken in the mash B Commons knockabout has got their beer offerings and they've got the 12 Beers of Christmas Past the sauce and their gingerbread IPA is out right now both are absolutely delicious and the Apple CID is good too by the way you are not walking the goats the goats are walking you thank you Lauren oh no she said just Dro Mariana off and she learned all about old people romance this morning well you know people are people people do things didn't she have her headphones on and she really wasn't listening yeah that's usually what happens she looks like the person that wants to be on a plane not talking to you that's what she looked like this morning although she had one of them out ca she was just a little curious you know she was yeah pass the mash good morning Julie cardinell how are you Happy Thanksgiving week to you hey one of our um listeners from uh water yeah we were just talking about how Hank's going to Florida in February and he's not going to do the seven most annoying offensive things in a plane no it's Orlando in February jie we won't be back to clear water until um June oh Bo um so we have got the most traveled week people are going to be flying all around the place we've got extra people here ploa jent yes Lauren yes how many extra how many extra people do you have here I have my mother-in-law my father-in-law and Eva her two sons okay yeah so just an extra five yeah that's like the regular part of my family good no one's no one's moving in no one's staying over no one's moving in no one's staying over I got paper plates I know it's not the nicest thing but I H I need to maintain some sort of Sanity I have two full sinks of dishes at all moments of this house I don't need extras I'm going to start the process today and and Kenzie's gone and you still have dishes yeah of course okay they're La they're last okay because Kenzie's gone right okay she's a midnight cooker I think that's called the munchies yeah oh it was totally no offense but there's none taken that's exactly what it was what's up Jean yeah you can come on over and you can have uh some uh dinner with us some have some Charlie fully support your choices come and have a taste of Charlie we we'll be savoring him on the dinner table poor Charlie he was a good fowl are you gonna give him like a name tag when you put him down on the on the table before Cliff you know Cuts them up and everything here Charli bird so delicious oh my goodness hey I just learned something from watching Milk Street with the boiling of the mashed potatoes they boil it in milk I've never done this before I don't know why oh I feel like as an half Irish person yeah I should know all of the things with potatoes right you would think it should just come to me in my familial Heritage I don't think my mother my mother was irishirish I don't ever recall her um oiling them in milk right so I saw them and she said this is how we do it here at Milk Street we boil it there because the starches get released and she's like we call that Liquid Gold I was like oh that makes sense she goes when you do it in water and you dump all of that out you're letting all the goodness go away and I was like makes sense I guess I'll give it a whirl I'll give away these magical milk potatoes a whirl anything to make my Bland mashed potatoes better good morning Ashley Jean says I'm not cooking this year hiding shutting the phone down chilling with his weed dog and TV amen my friend enjoy it that's what it's all I mean you end up falling asleep anyway what's right I mean just go just go right to the end game just go right to sleep well it's not like I'm watching for the football or anything no what's up Mary thanks for joining us although the Chiefs lost last night right the Chiefs lost last night and Taylor Swift wasn't there oh that's why they lost that's right she's in Brazil I think yeah she's busy with her world tour right right no she wasn't she wasn't the weather was God awful anyway their little love story is continuing I mean it just shows I mean he got a little bad press this week where they were unearthing Travis Kel's tweets from when was like 13 oh yeah I just wish they wouldn't do that his spelling is terrible excuse me he's a football player no offense to football player yeah I found that offensive Hank I'm raising a fabulous student athlete right now straight A he can't spell for anything though his math grade is great though no can spell no one can spell anymore that's just that's just a that's just a giv well that is also why we're having a literacy tent if you will at our Mar makers markets we're opening it up to authors of All Sorts to come and do some book readings yeah so I just ordered some inflatable Furniture to make it comfortable for them to hang out in there and and just read a book read a book uh first time in 10 years that I'm not talking I'm so excited about it good for you good if you read 25 Pages a day you can read 30 books in a year did you know that I did not know that well now you do look at that little fun fact Hank just dropped on us 25 Pages a day you can read 30 books a year get her done everyone which is a pretty cool accomplishment yeah because I start off every year and that's one of my 30 30 books New Year's resolutions I'm gonna I'm gonna read usually it's like a book a month okay and I kind of get on a roll and then I other things get in the way well that's exactly what happens with life and I I have this penchant for never finishing books love starting them and then I'll like leave even one or two chapters left because I'm like I'm not ready to sit down and actually absorb the end of the book and I have a stack on my bedside right now a stack of them I used to have a stack now they're just all stored in my Kindle like oh there you go you know and and look at one 52% 37% 85% like you know I really should finish that one no I think I'm gonna start this one right right it didn't keep me didn't keep me I gotta go back and not wasting my time on it anymore right open AI fired their president and then the co-founder resigned and Microsoft hired both of them this week gee there's nothing U shaky there is there more money yes we'll go there right yes and the and the the um president who got who got fired he was talking earlier in the in in the week about the dangers of AI yeah and then the board somehow said he wasn't being they've already let that cat out of the bag there's nothing that you can you can't walk it back good morning T so nice to see your smiling face I got to see her for a solid I don't know an hour a full hour of her and John which I absolutely love their retired life right now I love John's post the other day about somebody else cooking him breakfast made my heart very happy enjoy yourself I know that she's at OGB catering so if you need some catering done definitely go and C te she will hook it up for you no job is too big for them their food looks absolutely delicious you know you eat with your eyes we're going to be eating with our eyes all week all next week all month yes well that's why I started going back to the gym for full weeks you've done it of me going to the gym wow look at me go good for you I was on the spin bike yesterday for a half an hour I've been doing the row I've been lifting weights who the hell is this in front of you right now I don't know a full month wow if I could just stop putting food in my food hole though I that would that would really ease and so it's so so it's kind of like a draw it's a journey you keep eating but you keep exercising I like to refer to it as my own personal fitness journey God please Fe that I've been on for my entire life could we please eliminate the word Journey from our vocabulary no it's it's seemingly when everybody is on this day and age but it doesn't make any difference what it is it's a journey please God stop Hank Andy um Andy says good morning hi Andy how you doing bud I will bring my golf clubs in June I promise oh look at that I haven't golfed in a long long time yep I think I gave mine away you know you could go on a golf journey I think my golf Journey ended um when I divorced my first starter husband so he was a he was a golfer as he was a golf pro he is a golf pro still to this day and you don't know how to play oh I know how to play you just you just I just dislike it I see immensely I think it was being yelled at that I needed to work on my swing when I was nine months pregnant over my belly and he was having me do a sweetheart tournament when we lived in South Carolina I've never wanted to batter someone before I understood T what Tiger Woods's uh play there with clubs over I have a weapon in my hand and I'm nine months pregnant don't mess with me oh my God I gave up golfing shortly thereafter but I was pretty good I had like 14 handicap at one point I'm I'm I'm sure you would be yeah because you seem the athletic type just uh I not for me it a if it didn't enrage me so right so now I'll just drive the golf cart and be there for General gol um jokes right bartender cartender which is too bad because you live very we we I mean anybody who lives on the cape yeah right we all live exceedingly close you know you're either 10 minutes from the beach or you're probably seven minutes from a golf course yeah we've got some great premier um golf courses you you've got one right around the corner y literally right around the corner yes that's a really good course well I won't be visiting it but I'll I'll I think I'm doing a Christmas party over that one I'm doing an event over at that one I'll be at all of the courses I just won't be lifting clubs okay that's it not for me I'll let you do that not even be tempted to smidge if the weather's really nice and people are outside of the drivein range driveing range maybe okay I'm down to hit a bucket of every once in a while that's a step small step I don't know maybe when the kids are gone and I'm clamoring for things to do well you either play golf or you get a boat neither neither of those things are of interest to me we just want to travel okay just G to kick around we're working on getting in shape because we have the Appalachian trails to do that's a lot I know it's our it's our plan though and we're going to do Macha picu so we do we actually have plans so this the skin sleeve needs to be reduced and I need to get all of my joints working we're working on it once again it's my journey Hank I'll be on this journey for the rest of my life yes thanks Gloria hey Megan uh you need to get back behind this microphone and come visit us she is such a fabulous comedian oh really she's so funny oh good it's one of those things unpopular take I really dislike a lot of female comedians yes because I find them super runchy you know I'm glad you said that because that was the immediate thought I had in my head any pretty much any female comedian that I see a clip of or or a real of it's like oh it's something I don't know whether it's my I was raised by a Catholic saint or not my mother my grandmother um or it's just my upbringing or being on the terrestrial radio for 30 years years where like you don't swear and you don't say that and I just find it vulgar like when my kids drop the f bomb every third word and I'm like it makes me cringe and it's just part of their vernacular because of gaming and the way of the world now it's just we just let those swears fly I I still have yeah like I'm in a car accident who is it that I see all the time and I'm I can't oh Chelsea Chelsea um what's her name Chelsea Handler yep she she's awful I don't find her very funny she dates funny people though she was dating Joe Co for a long time and I think Joo is hysterical yeah but she's she talk about Rony yeah I mean and the stuff I don't know I I I don't I don't know I I I agree with youler Amy Schumer she can be kind of funny but it's like a cerebral funny not a laugh out loud I'm crying laughter my gut hurts funny I stopped thinking Amy Schumer was funny when she did that show on the Food Network oh well because her husband is a chef yeah I know and they started doing a cooking show and she just was not funny and and that was the okay up until then I thought she was funny but no to each his own Jean golf socks so tell me what you really think huh I appreciate you this morning it's an acquired taste so awesome you must acquire as you're on your journey through life that's it we're on a journey here this morning thank you for joining us so good we want a journey through the morning well so I we've got to go to our crazy crime sandwich PD has uh once again delivered for us we really do appreciate them uh I do need to wonder where the handicap ramps keep going to in the town of Sandwich yes apparently there are thieves committed to stealing them I just have a quick question yes it's the usual I broke broke it into open cars lock your doors at night everyone regardless of what neighborhood it is but how does a giant handicap ramp go missing I don't know and no one notices it it's huge they're not like little things that you're like where did that ruler go right where did I put that pen right right there is a matter it's a yeah right it's a handicap ramp and it says Mar sent a plus today real estate by the way um somebody asked if her brother was Tim Tim who I don't know sen it apparently I said no I don't think so no no I don't have any brother named no this pen opens up a lot of conversations for me I'm out and about so someone was asking me last night I was like I don't know I will ask no no ktim so consider it being asked all right no I don't have I don't have a brother name k so the handicap ramp has been missing keeps getting brought back though the ramp Napper apparently oh they know it's a physical person I don't know why they keep stealing it so we've got that problem going on in sandwich and also um a suspicious incident call for an individual self-identifying self-identifying as Jack Frost knocking on doors with an empty cheeseball bucket to solicit cash for snow removal it's it's it's kind of funny and it isn't at the same time guys the empty cheeseball bucket I'm like all I can picture is it still had the residue like the cheese dust and it was like I'll take care of your snow which we don't have right um so I I think people were called to see what was going on in that situation see what was what was up with Jack yeah poor Jack Frost I know it I just wanted some tips my tip for you Jack Frost is probably wait for snow to be there for someone to have it removed right and have a shovel with you yeah or or just ask for a venmo or a zel or any any other way it's out of the cheese ball container that's empty looking for tips Hot Tips I don't know Steph right people what dish are you most looking forward to this week oh I love stuffing yeah stuffing and cranberry sauce we got two kinds of stuffing going on in my house we got the Portuguese stuffing Lisa stuffing MH and then we've got the oyster dressing which I pretty much am the only one who eats because y I like it it's the one dish I make for me m only problem is the paladine recipe I know nobody likes POA it's got seven sticks of butter but this recipe happens to be close enough to my favorite morens okay oh all right which I grew up going to the catering company it was the one thing that I looked forward to every Thanksgiving that my nana loved it was basically like her and I we got like one little dollop of it right anyway this recipe when I make it it's like this much stuffing so I have one good serving of it and then I pick the oysters out for the rest of a week how many days is too long for Thanksgiving leftovers oh I think you could drag him into Monday and Tuesday can't you you think yeah properly stored properly stored and as long as you have gravy to put on top of it yeah what does it taste like gravy it doesn't matter gravy I mean you can keep using the mashed potatoes you can keep using the turkey you can keep using anything as long as you heat it up and then put gravy on true then slap that in a sandwich and then we're good to go pretty much anything with the sandwich we're yeah oh yeah yeah yeah um are you planning on shopping at all this weekend I know it's shop small Saturday no but coming up at noon time on lunch break I'm going to have uh dos and don'ts for Black Friday shopping oh well you it's now called Brown Friday yes what why is it called Brown Friday well apparently it's the most popular day for plumers not kidding no not kidding no no no no no that's no I I didn't make it up no that's wrong it us plumbers brace for brown Friday after Thanksgiving a plumbing company is warning us residents the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of year for plumbers Rota rder said Brown Friday marks the busiest day of the year averaging 50% more calls than the average Friday Thanksgiving weekend overall average has 21% more calls for average no yep I'm just giving you the facts yes Tanya Brown Friday Julie I'll hold my beer moment I I I just can't you got nothing Hank huh I got nothing I got nothing nope not a thing just want to Journey beyond that yep we defin definitely are on a journey this morning all right so Black Friday tips yes dos and don'ts I was assaulted one year for Black Friday and I've never been shopping ever since really it was over a vacuum it was at when Walmart and Falmouth was brand new yep and this woman hip checked me I had it in my hand she knocked me to the ground and took my vacuum and I I just got up and walked out I just took it it wasn't worth it I just didn't what not for me nope are people getting exciting about it because I it it's like we've got Cyber Monday we've got shops small Saturday do people even do big black Friday things anymore I don't know that doesn't seem to be the the kind of the hoopla that did one of my favorite memes right now dear Black Friday we all have a TV can we get a break on groceries right loved it yep after shopping for $200 worth of things and I felt like I came home with crackers and herbs right oh yeah oh yeah couple of cheeses in there but really not even a protein no one thing that I one thing that I did learn that that did I buy one thing I did learn that's not on my on my list but I but I saw it you know when you go to the stores and they have this price and an X through it and it says 40% off yeah there was a survey that was done with very very very few exceptions one of them being Target that price that's xed off is incorrect it was never the price they were going to charge anyway so they mark it up to mark it down to Mark Mark it up Mark it up to mark it down it's apparently illegal but everybody does it and nobody says anything really yes sneaky yep so so you may in fact think you're paying the sales price when you maybe paying the price that they want to CH you all along anyway it's why everything is false and I don't believe anyone this is why we have trust issues here this is why all right we got a live show coming up for you on Saturday I'm G to be over at Wicked it is going to be Wicked Juiced and I'm going to be hanging out with Chris we're going to make some smoothies we're going to make some uh juices we're g to make some paninis we're going to see the new show we're going to do some food demos play some music and that is from 10 until 12 so come on by see the new place grab yourself a snack and you can watch our show as we're chefing up some good juices now she used to be in Sandwich correct no she used to be in Mash B Commons oh Mash Commons okay that's right yeah yep that's right so now she has moved over to uh I don't know what that's called over there it's it's it's South South Cape Village I don't know over where roach Brothers is yeah exactly roach Brothers Plaza we'll be over there Birch Brothers Plaza Walgreens yeah Wicked so Chris is like she is such a character she is so fun she's got so much energy like you think I'm energetic this woman is like just Juiced she really is good so we're gonna have a good time and uh come and see the new shop it looks amazing over there and by the way Wicked for those of you who live locally Wicked is now owned by the guy who owns vagio right and they have a new menu and there are items on the wicked menu that are remarkably remarkably similar oh to um items on the vagio menu very nice we're going to have Bri over there doing music bingos starting uh next Tuesday mhm so yep we part of the family Wicked Music Bingo over over there starting next Tuesday with Bri she's pumped to be hosting over at the new shop I mean it looks fabulous we're really excited to be a part of the the fam and uh being more involved in Mash P we've got so many wonderful things here to shop local I know the mash P chamber has just started their shop Mash P campaign it's the first time we've ever done a shop local and there are a bunch of different events between Ashley Irene Boutique uh knockabout is going to be having one I know batell is going to be having one and there's one other uh event that is going to be happening so definitely shot Mash P if you're in the vicinity come and see what we've got because it's not all just in the mashby Commons we've got lots of great shops throughout the town of mashby actually oh yeah totally it was awful to be hip checked for anything especially a vacuum and especially by an elderly woman I had no recourse I had none I she probably just got a new titanium one had to use it on me first yes South Cape Village thank you so much Mary I appreciate that yep so we'll be over there for a live show on Saturday and then Sunday is our Makers Market our Christmas Market that is going to be happening in the mash B Commons yep uh yeah so find us on Lemon ado.com please subscribe to our show and you'll never miss anything that we've got going on here at lemonad which is seemingly the list gets longer yes and long anybody out there want to be a host we've got some fabulous opportunities for you and I will see you on Sunday Lauren Hank what's coming up on the show today besides Black Friday besides Black Friday um I'm not sure yet but I got that some lunchtime favorites when I got that list some lunchtime favorites some Thanksgiving related kind of music I love it and on Thanksgiving day I hope to play at noon time Alex's restaurant oh well that's definitely going to be happening yep like we've got a cple of versions of it we've got a Cap Cod special Arlo Guthrie version yep so we'll have that for you in fact the entire day is going to be homecoming favorites oh good oh so I don't have to work Thanksgiving day you don't have to work Thanksgiving Day are you kid unless you want to oh no you've got already programmed no I have to do that today that's on my to-do list today's my last work day of the week so if it's gonna get done it's gonna get done today okay but then I have to work Friday though you don't have to ever work but you know what I mean yeah get to work Hank get to work Friday okay but I have Thanksgiving day off and back to work Friday all right sounds cool follow us like us subscribe to us lemon ado.com we appreciate you if you're listening to us you can watch this entire show and its uh Journey on on YouTube follow our Channel thank you all thank you to our sponsors and we'll be seeing you out throughout the the holiday season we'll be back Happy Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving