Hank & Stephanie

oral book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book I really sto at book club I did not fabulous I'm I what I just had a visual I just had a visual I had proud of it hello good morning boys and girls how are you it's cold out this morning I'm over it feels like 21 they said on the Boston news down here it it's awful yeah well no more shorts and t-shirts and um Crocs guys we gotta sort of admit that we live in New England now I don't know I think uh hearty New englanders will continue to wear their shorts and flipflops for as long as they possibly can because that's what we do we drink iced coffee in the face of zero degree temperatures that I do see yeah and I wear shorts in the house I wear I wear shorts oh only because the heat is is I don't we've we've never been able to master how the heat works in our in our new home that's frustrating it is I I think it's because um we have a gas fireplace and then we have one of those fancy schmancy what do you call them thermostats yeah and the smart thermostat that's smarter than me apparently yes the smart thermostat and I think the smart thermostat recognizes when the fireplace is on and it gets and it gets too warm over in that part of the the the room and it turns everything else down over here and you can go from different zones temperature zones we used to wear that badge of honor like has anybody turned on their heat yet for a long long time this year I was like absolutely not just whatever it is turn it on it's cold outside I'm over it we had friends of ours last night at trivia like we're going to Florida we're not seeing you for two weeks we're got we can't do it anymore right we've had enough right it's it's it's it's nice in Florida and and I'm happy to to to say that our our the Clara area that we love is really seeming to be getting itself back together again and a lot of the places are we opening the snow birds are not caring they're like we can't take this oh no we can't take this we're going early we'll be back for Christmas and then we're gone for a while okay and you see the comments on social I'm coming in a week and I have reservations for a month and I haven't heard from the place where I'm supposed to go does anyone know what's going on and then someone will write yeah it's been destroyed that's why you haven't heard from them sorry hope you get your refund hope you get your money back and apparently it doesn't work that way apparently you don't get your money back there's no sister properties Yeah Yeah well yeah sister properties yeah what's up Dave thanks for joining us on the show it's Hank and Stephanie I missed you last Tuesday yes where was I you weren't feeling good I wasn't feeling good no and now Mari doesn't feel particularly great we're passing that that cold around that that people have oh I know Cliff has it right now it's awful I'm like you will stay away from me oh yeah and and I'm and because of this I'm suffering again from reoccuring puberty right it's perfect it's right doing my show yesterday and I went and I said okay folks I gotta tell you what's going on here I want a Charlie in the box right it's perfect for Christmas this is what we've got right so here we are first week of December I can't even believe that the year is like almost over I feel like we're rushing around to get all these things accomplished was a town meeting last night yes and you I was a little nervous because well I was just uh inviting our town our Town's people to take part in our season of Illumination parade which is coming up on the 14th and uh given the climate right now looks like it's going to be flipping cold so bundle up be a long day outside we won't be there however oh that's too bad yes my brother as a Christmas gift my brother takes us to see the pops oh that's nice though Christmas pops yeah he he gets these really cool seeds and he buys dinner and I mean it's not gonna be as good as the parade but well no no no but but but but we'll be warm you will definitely be warm what's up Stephanie thanks for joining us I yeah so I get to chat with uh all of our Town's people Carol Sherman and John Cotton and our town manager Rodney was there and Michaela and uh David Weeden and uh it was it was nice I was a little bit nervous like I said and they and they all came and kissed the ring no no they were they were nice they accepted me I accepted you well it was nice to be there a little bit early so I saw some young people actually signing up for Town committees yay and it made me so happy to see young faces in the audience saying yes I will stand up I will take this job good this free job and I will help the town great in this in these spaces uh so that was really nice to see people stepping it up wonderful especially when we've been asking for it that's right what's up doy thanks for joining us on the show today so yeah it's a bit chilly outside plan accordingly yep I've been hardening off and and Mariana LIF the house wearing a sweatshirt that's kids it's 21 it's okay well don't you need to have your coat NOP well it it's it's funny she has that that problem that you hear all the time my classes are on this side of the building and my locker on the other side of the building yeah so it's pointless to even bring a coat because I can't put it in my locker because I can't use my locker so she has a backpack that you know weighs as much as a I don't know a five-year-old y well why don't you P I can't no because there's not enough time how do they do that how do they manage to do that no and it's really it's mostly the kids just not doing the system system my kids are the same way we're not going to do that because that's weird right and we had iPads like they shouldn't even have book bags that heavy oh no she's got a she's got a you're right she's got a Macbook that weighs you know as much as the lemonad baby or something and and it's like why you know she's got embarrassed she has an iPad I said can't you just you use your you know can't you just download whatever it is onto the no it's against the rules yeah you gotta use their device we did the our own device thing for a while and then you know well you have to use their device so they can control what you're do and see what you're doing after hours and then call your parents and say trust me we've already gone through this yes did you did you know he's watching porno for pyrro we have been through this ringer porno for pyrro is a band by the way folks it's a band we actually play them here on lemonade yes we do yes we do and they're not bad Perry Barrell was the one who caused such a scene when uh the I forget what concert it was where they came back together and then immediately the first show of their concert of reunion tour yes got in a fight with the other band member and hit him so and that was the end of that and and speaking of speaking of bands whatever if you're a um My Chemical Romance fan the drummer from from My Chemical Romance passed away at 42 yeah I think really sad yeah and and you almost you don't want to assume but you have to assume that it was natural causes yeah you hope that it is I guess Emily how are we doing on this chilly morning it's cold we don't like it I asked Hank to get the balls out of my mailbox but he didn't get the balls out of my mailbox I didn't get the message so I it's like I'm not going out there Steve very much thank you he made macarons for uh the closing of Dos on Deck when did we start calling the macaroons instead of macaroons I don't know well we used to call them macaroons well there are two different kinds of cookies the coconut ones and then the sandwich ones one's macaroons or and then the other ones are macron oh macrons are the little ones the cookie macaroons are the big ones I'm learning all kinds of stuff we're a big fan of the holiday bake off we're not going to reveal what happened on it but we just know that our friend Natasha ashoff has been working her Ash off and she has been doing very very well yes she has uh during this competition Steph and I would love to talk about it so look folks you have homework you're right watch the show and then we maybe we can talk about it on Thursday yeah but we've been criticized on the Cape Cod dining at home and anywhere else page we're giving it away people on Hulu can't see it until the next day I know so so try to watch it over the over the next couple of days was a good episode last night by the way good morning John hey Sheila thanks for joining us on the show today she got one of those whatever the the lady is does when she really likes oh she does she does the Maestro thing I don't know what their catchphrases are I haven't watched the show long enough but it's been around for 11 Seasons so that woman is just obnoxious I like Carla oh Carla's so funny they they were doing something last night I led up they made um uh I forget what they made they made something but they make ridiculous things like stuff we've never heard of I feel like half the time they just make this up but there was alcohol in all of them and Carla doesn't drink oh so I'm sure she was playing it up but as she kept tasting everything thing she kept getting woozy yeah that's not how that works Carla but cute cute yeah it it made for good TV that's what it is you know because because we know how that works Jess's weird you sample one and then they shut everything down and they fix your makeup and then they bring the next one in I would I know I can't wait for this to be over so I can talk to Natasha about how long things actually took and how filming really went for them and do they do multi episodes in like a three-day period or was this like yeah over a few weeks time I've seen would you get paid per episode I've got a lot of questions right I've seen a behind the scenes thing of Guys Grocery Games yeah and it takes forever for them to actually shoot for them to actually shoot footage because right because to do something and stop and then we've got a reset and everybody needs their makeup fixed and then we move to the next thing and then we stop so like so like all the judging of all the um you you know the various dishes it's do one and stop do one and stop do one and stop well here on the lemonade Morning Show you don't have to worry about us St stopping down and touching up for makeup it is what it is right you get all this the way it is cracks and crumbles and all that's right so I'm looking forward to seeing how she did yes uh she's she's got a tough competitor and that Ralph seems to be unstoppable yeah although R never mind save it for the show we are off to Gillette tomorrow the days are ticking down the minutes are ticking down kids are excited that's going to be so cool I'm going to wait till the last minute to get tickets because I'm not sure what our plans are but yeah it's gonna be cold shout out to our Mash B football team they've worked really hard to be here and uh it it it all culminates in tomorrow and I feel really bad for my my my little guy my little big guy because uh the following day he has to go and take his learner permit test like Mom why I said you have to take the one which it's available because they only give you two opportunities before they put you to the back of the line right and then it takes forever gone to the days of just walking into the DMV everyone now you must be scheduled an appointment to having and make sure you've got all your ducks in a row otherwise you're off the list right no if you saw the score of the sandwich Mash P game MASH P folks please don't be alarmed yeah as it was explained to me by by um by Cliff they didn't play the starters because they don't didn't want the starters to get hurt it was so cold and wet so JV and and you know the players that played Wicked part-time played in the played in the Thanksgiving game the the the the fulltime players whatever they didn't play well we don't have to make excuses for them sandwich had a really good team this year they had a lot of great seniors they went out there and they play their hardest because you want to beat the team that's going to the Super Bowl right right just so you can brag about it I guess and we used to have don't you remember Thanksgiving games how big they were in our hometown oh God adoro North Crazy by the way North edoro beat edoro again yeah and then it was F in in Coy I think coil Cassidy or whatever was it Stang or Co Cassy it wasn't Stang bangers it was coil Cassidy was Stang bangers okay that's what asites called it h what's up Jamon well you know about those Catholic schools bang bangers you never speaking of which I saw that the sale of the Bible has gone up 20% this year really are we praying more I don't know wow let's read this so we at end of days let's just vote up on what's gonna happen here right yeah yeah I don't know why sales of the Bible have gone up 20% this year that's bizarre not there's anything wrong with that that's bizar this is weird shouldn't everybody have one right there were like three versions in my hotel drawer really when I was in like how can you tell when you're down south right three versions of the Bible in your bedside really old one the kind of new one and then and then the liberal one I was like wait what it was extra what's up Sher Kelly Sandy Mari and Jackie good morning to you it is a cold Tuesday out there so just plan ahead we got a lot of fun events though if you're looking for something to do it gets dark it gets dismal people kind of hunker down but I think people get exhausted of that yes also Public Service Announcement if you still have leftovers throw them away today is the day yeah clean out the fridge today is the day where it all must go just you're not GNA eat it again we still have a stack of a bunch of things and I was like all of that can go right we'll wait for trash day which is tomorrow that's out of here yep get it gone you don't need it NOP no the are gone anyway yeah right our question of the day today is what do you eat for breakfast that's not necessarily a breakfast food mhm oh apple pie yeah for me it's been pie all week long I was like another piece of pumpkin pie don't mind if I do it's not good yeah Mari will eat whatever we had for dinner I will too and I'll eat it cold yeah I get mad at Cliff I was like why are you heating that up you're ruining it just have it cold he thinks I'm crazy you know breakfast for dinner well this is dinner for breakfast yep Oh sushi that is something I don't eat the next day no jump in late you got to eat Sushi and then get rid of it no she says Jared thinks I'm weird she likes it leftover sushi sushi in the morning cold pizza sushi in the evening so she had T mind yep exactly oh thoughts and prayers going out to Sharon Eagles player yeah I'm I'm not I'm not familiar with that yeah are you no help us y give us a little bit more information Jackie so uh what else is uh on the on the dock conversation what's up Victoria Victoria I'm looking forward to planning our um Feud night over for a fundraiser where's that gonna be it's gonna be I believe at the quashnet school in the gymnasium very cool and uh teams are signing up right now so if you are interested in playing or maybe want to assist one of the teams or just jump in as an extra it is however you construct your team it does it could be two it could be four it could be six uh we just need to have even amounts of all of them okay and I'm gonna leave that in your very capable hands Victoria we thank you yes here we are giving Tuesday yeah this is a big when when I worked for like the United Way and and a couple of other places this is a big day I know and I didn't want to drop the newsletter I kind of wanted to drop it yesterday or the day like Friday but we just didn't get around to getting it out there and shout out to Emily who put it together we thank you for doing that um I because I didn't want to be bothered bothering people because you're going to today get 400 emails from people saying why don't you give to us why don't you give to us why don't you give to us so I would be remiss without my moment of saying why don't you give to us lemonade. org is our uh lemonade is our fundraiser amplifying Community Voices and choices we're working on so many wonderful programmingsoftware our small businesses it really is a nice tie into all of those and what it boils down to is bolstering our community and having places for people to just gather use your voices and uh we're doing a really good job we've got two great programs that we're running right now and uh Alicia is working really hard behind the scenes on putting together some of our grant funding and programming with our volunteers our volunteers we are vitally needing you and they are vital to our survival thank you very much to Junior we've got a pack of wonderful teenagers that help us out but we really need to get that squared away more in an organizational fashion Hank you're wonderful Mari like we just have so many great people uh and we want to be able to give you some skills and give you some other things that go along with it not just show up and help us when we need it we would like to give back to you these other things and opportunities so please when you've got a moment give to our uh our nonprofit We Appreciate you Emily sent out the newsletter so open it take a look at it at least here our plea I know there are so many great wonderful places to give your money on the cape and I know we're ending the year of like where could we give some money that might help that's right maybe us that would be nice right January 9th at the quashnet school thank you very much Victoria for organizing this build a lemon Ado stand by the side of the road we're working on a Jameson football player that collapses a brain injury awful oh my I know oh my yeah there was a um player at a college a college player Alabama A&M maybe who suffered a head injury earlier this season and he passed away this is like the every parents fear when you have football players out there and uh I know Mash B you're going to do well G to be safe you're playing for a higher power stoy filed for bankruptcy they did I didn't even realize that there was a stoly American oh versus the Russians oh it's different it is apparently only American found with bankruptcy how how how the Bible sales are up and vodka sales are down what's happening here in the United States wow what's happening wow I'm surprised what's up Thomas need a donation for your event yes Sherry I will always take a donation Kayla Merida thank you for joining us on the show this morning I also saw that there is gingerbread flavored Pepsi no in all of the world's food combination why on Earth would you decide that that is a good one I no can't can't know oh gosh I'm all I like seasonal flavors like cranberry right how about cranberry diet coke that's about it like that's the only one that I can kind of take all the other flu flu drinks the my kids like to make concoctions and their bulbas and all that other stuff I do not need tapioca in my beverages I'm so plain no no I don't I don't think that's you have respect for your for your digestive system you're right is that what it is gingerbread Pepsi no no oh whatever so not only is it giving Tuesday but it is also called travel Tuesday because I don't know this is where people start getting cold and getting sick of it and start planning some travel for 2025 I see and if they were going to travel for 2025 they should consider we've got a lemonade o cruise going out it's a Western Caribbean cruise it's on Virgin it's an adult Cruise how's that for a segue huh I I loved it hang thank you very much I'm a highly paid refreshment I got the call though from my travel friend yes that said would you help me with some social media would you come on this cruise with me I will pay for it this Cruise or another Cruise no no another one well it sucks to be you doesn't it well I my husband like looks over it he's like I was like can I because it was like Ono like out loud right and he was just like I don't care and then I was like I'm going book me and then I hang up and he's like why would you do that I was like you said I don't care I had it on speaker phone and you said I don't care he does not like when I'm gone that's cuz he misses you I don't think so he doesn't like that I'm having fun and he's not he's a very much fair police this is where my son gets this little like Sheriff Fair police you you can only have what I can have and if you have that then I have to have that oh okay and if you spend this amount of money I spend this amount of money if you go there I get to go there that's not fair that you get it for free oh God all right God if I tried that I couldn't keep up with myi I mean I she leaves me in the dust so I wouldn't even try he doesn't it's not cuz he misses me it's because it's not fair and he wants to do and he keeps threatening I'm going to start going on vacation I'm like please do and you will miss him correct I will absolutely miss him from afar have fun he doesn't like he's such a homebody he does not like it he he's very particular about the way he travels and then he worries about everything so if he doesn't have everything including the cat the dog the kids and all the things around him all with him he's not comfortable he's not comfortable yeah so he doesn't like when his people are not hurted together which is why he's having such a difficult time with my daughter at College uh oh well yeah but just no no no no he's a dad yeah and and he just misses his daughter I mean that's oh I I I think he was finally read ready to be rid of her yesterday I'll tell you that right now she ran back in the house and then was asking for money for a lip piercing I'm like you don't have money for coffee you're not getting a lip piercing saying priorities are a little did did he do the dad thing and say Yes or did he resist and say no no he said no he said you're going to take this money and you're gonna save it and we're not getting that for you goodbye get on the bus all right forget about it but if she comes home with a lip piercing I know it's because of him so he gave it to her and winked right probably see we do that though probably it's yeah I know and then and then we get into trouble in my case with the mother and the grandmother and yeah it's what it's it's we can't help ourselves I blame you weak it's a disease it's a sickness it's a disease for which there is no hure too funny I saw a study that said increase your activity and you will live 5.3 years longer okay I'm I'm all in I don't know if I can be more active than I am well that's true you certainly do a lot of bouncing around I do I could hit the gy I could hit some more weight I haven't been doing that at all don't be mad at me I've just been busy also you know I'm I'm going through this thing right now so it's not I I don't need to add an extra weight thing to my life but I do I have goals and one of them is to get to my office now that I am the executive director of mashby Chamber of Commerce which is at the top of Cape space is to walk up those stairs and not wee there's something about those steps they're like four extra steps and they're like a little bit taller and I'm not the only one even my very in shaped friends are like what's up with those steps uh cuz they're like straight they're stacked weird M so next time if you ever come to visit me over at Cape space I'll be there this afternoon uh and you start trudging up those steps just keep that in your mind this is my goal to not wheeze okay and breathe hard and feel like I need to like hunch over and take a few extra breaths when I get to the top of those stairs I'll I'll I'll have to go try that seriously yeah I will you'll laugh because they'll take the wind out you okay I'll try it they will we've got a great chop local program that is going on right now within the mash B Commons and uh you can start your journey by heading over to our friends at Ashley Irene Boutique she'll explain it all to give you your sheet and start collecting your stickers we've got our first of giveaways starting um next week I believe also our 12 days auction we've got dumpster rentals we've got gift cards to various eateries throughout the town of mash p and some other fun stuff so you could possibly get a deal or find an experience that you might not normally have had so get on over to our Mash B chamber website and check out our auction that is happening right now very cool I know limousine service I think there was a cleaning service Michael Michael limousine service from Michael no no our friend's over at con oh okay and uh what else do we have the the dumpster rental is going to go quickly that's a good one that's a good one that's a really good one that is something that everybody could always use right like we just had one and I need another one already oh that happens once you start but we are purging we're getting there I'm I'm losing little bits here and there good I've committed to the new cleaning lady who I loved somebody gifted me the gift of a clean home for Thanksgiving that was really lovely it looked lovely the pictures you the place look lovely right it's it's not that way anymore but you know I was like I was like is this Stephanie's house where the hell did they go for Thanksgiving she said she was staying home this doesn't look like Stephanie's house oh I could see her home that's right oh yeah don't go in the spare bedroom oh okay do not go in the spare bedroom but see but that's okay though you can close the doors to spare bedroom no one was staying there right no we have no we have no one at the in right now it's kind of quiet that's good also I do have a brand new king-size mattress if anybody wants it come and get it it was used for like like three months and my husband absolutely hated it they sent us a new one come and get the old one there's nothing old about it I just have a hard time throwing away something that's nice and new no no no yeah yeah somebody can use that absolutely exactly just like they they made us get rid of our grills at um at The Villages and if you couldn't get rid of it yourself and and we gave it to Megan Logan and and Logan's having a ball with it oh good well see you just got on nice grill right yes we did when we when we when we moved there but see folks Logan's a chef so he's in the kitchen all day long and then when he comes homey doesn't want to stand in the kitchen again but we gave him we gave him the grill yeah and I guess he's outside anytime he's home and he's cooking stuff on the grill he's having you know Logan I'm your neighbor I'll take that yep he come on down he makes some great steak tips I'm told um where was I headed with this oh oh the grills at at the at the villages yeah if you couldn't dispose of it yourself they came and they picked it up and they gave it to some company and and I I just thought how many families could use a grill right and those are some really nice grills that the folks of the villages have right and they just kind of put it out on the side and someone came along and threw them in the back of a truck that's kind of a bummer and off they and off they went I know you should have gone on like the little free there's a Facebook page for everything right absolutely everything good morning Denise thank you so much for all of your uh just helpful words and guidance uh in my new role here like I said I went to town meeting yesterday I was a little nervous I can now it's being run on Mash P TV I can only imagine I can't look at myself it's like after I've heard a commercial I hear myself I had to make um radio commercials for the radio station I used to work for that was weird that must have been fun though well I made them and I sent them off I was like put this in rotation goodbye right I did it myself I'm the easiest client you've ever had then everybody listening to her to say goes isn't that right I thought she left I'm back is she back it's like a bad Penny here she is what is she on how about that other guy him too no no what's up Nicole and Trish thanks for joining us on the show Denise I strive for no chunks in my drinks thank you very much no Boba for me happy giving Tuesday from The Mark Hennessy Foundation great place to give to local artists they really support local music as do we here at lemon Ado it's a big part of what we do uh over the weekend we had beautiful Tuesday on Saturday that performed at the farmers market in the freezing temperatures and they were absolutely incredible they were incredible they barely took a break really they were they were incredibly they were clearly freezing yeah oh yeah but they they were they sounded so good excellent and I love their version of Whitney Houston I want to dance with somebody in three-part Harmony it's so good really oh I don't know if I was there for that oh they opened and ended with it and it just made my heart so happy like the minute like the minute they started singing people just kind of came yeah what is happening here what what is this these people yeah we had Brendan princy on um Sunday and uh this yeah this coming weekend we've got Bryce Thomas we've got our friends uh Matt LC so we always kind of move around our Tunes when is Matt G to be there I believe he's going to be with us on Sunday I have to I have to get with him oh yeah yeah you do yeah I know all right I'll make a point to be there Sunday then we need another voice on Lemon Ado and I think he fits the bill yeah no he does he does and he wants to do it we just haven't been able to good we'll be in the same place at the same at the same time well I think everybody's suffering from that end of year where you're like I wanted to do all these things I made all these intentions and plans and here we are weeks before the year ends right and I haven't gotten it gotten to it yet yeah well I'm a big list guy and I get up every morning or sometimes before I go to bed at night and I and I make a list and I get up in the morning and I add to it and it's like are you Crossing anything off this list oh yeah I am but but but like it never ends which I suppose is a good thing because if it ends then what do I do and then I don't know but yeah it just doesn't just doesn't stop yeah um yes it is at knockabout and uh we're there Saturday and Sunday this weekend next weekend and then we're done it is getting excuse me folks I didn't mean to do that it's just hey it's life I know I think everybody's got that crud right now yeah it's like my husband I had to send him to trivia last night because I had other things to do and he's like I don't know if I'm going to be able to do it without just my nose dripping I'm like just stay away from the people and read that's all you got to do right right it is what it is at this time of year and I uh I feel bad for the kids going to school right now they don't want to be there know oh I know no nobody nobody nobody wants to be there this is the time of year where it's really tough Mariana telling us that all of a sudden the teachers are really laying it on oh yeah they came back from from Thanksgiving break and all of a sudden well that's it they got like three weeks not even and then like get it done they know they have an attention span very small right now right she came home last night how much did homework have I got this I've got this I've got this I've got this it's like more homework she's had and probably since she started well that's because it's probably the last push before they close this semester yeah and also we're getting into the season of parties cookie parties this party that party like no one can focus no you've got you're sugared up and you got too many activities and we're at like concerts and everybody's got to produce something because you've been working for the last three months what have you been doing right I think it is a stressful time of year for for most oh it is for a lot of many yeah and also uh you were talking about how people are complaining about food prices yes and here we are the most amount of flights ever purchased yeah there's a Do's a real disconnect out there amongst us you know it was not all that long ago I can't afford eggs I can't afford gas I believe price of eggs is going up of course it is it's bird flu right I and but I think the statistic is more people flew during this holiday than have flown since I don't know how how and how does it if you can't afford eggs but you can afford to it doesn't I feel like that's all of the numbers that I'm seeing are the uptick more people watch Macy's than ever before more people watch the Dancing with the Stars finale than ever before Oh my God where are these people coming from who won not that I care I don't even know who was on it let alone who won it didn't even say who won in my stack of stuff I don't want to ruin it for you I think Danny amandola was the token football player yeah and they usually win sure says lights are cheaper than buying food maybe maybe what's up Johnny but you can't fly spirit anymore because they're going down the nobody wanted to fly Spirit to anyway no no when I was teaching there would be you know every once in a while a student would you know would mention you know how they were traveling or something and oh I flew spirit and all the other students in the class would turn around and go you did what hey you know what if it was a $60 flight I I flew wow Airlines to Iceland you did yeah it was wow we made it but we did it was an old Russian plane oh that must have made you feel real secure it well I mean if it was still there I it still had like the little ashtrays and they were written in Russian you're not serious are you I'm dead serious I'm 100% serious these what these old planes were and they just sprayed them all purple to go along with the brand they've since gone out of business it was a discount Airline well I would assume so yep we sat on the tarmac leaving Logan for three hours while they went to go get a part didn't make us feel all warm and fuzzy I'll tell you that right now and they didn't let you off no and you couldn't smoke any they gave us bagots they gave us bagots and held us hostage on the runway we did enjoy that that uh actually you know there there are new rules now and I talked about this last week on lunch break where if your flight is delayed or you are forced to sit Beyond a certain period of time yeah you are entitled to there are always been those rules a refund right but they don't advertise that or tell you about it but but now on the on the way out Department of Transportation mayor Pete is um you know letting people know yeah that you as you should you you're allowed to say hey I want my money back let me off thank you very much Trish says uh under 100 bucks on JetBlue right now for a flight so really if you're talking travel today is your day travel Tuesday is where it's at people are starting to plan their their uh moving about for next year yep I'd rather buy marijuana than eggs okay you're not alone you are not alone friends so I guess Elden John can't see anymore did you see that that's kind of a Bizarro story it's a very like rapid decline because if you read any of the tabloids as you're checking out of the grocery store H you know he's on his last days she's on his last moment everybody's on their last days the final days of it yeah know uh but now that I mean that's got to be a horrible way to end your days is to not be able to see anymore yeah I guess it's in particular in one eye he he he's also 77 I mean not that that means anything no but he lived a hard life yeah yeah he went he went hard I feel like he used uh at least a decade to useing oh yeah oh yeah oh no he he yeah he did until he finally you know settled he's got the kids now and he's got the husband and hopefully they just keep him active and go live your life you don't need to be doing anything no you've done all of the things you don't need to retire and then show up with the chanon bars in to play somebody's birthday party uh he'll go anywhere for millions of dollars because that's the kind of guy he is where's the money I won't go there he will Follow The Yellow Brick Road that's it a little bit of crazy crime for speaking of yellow brick road and drugs H there was there was a you've got a sandwich police one yeah I have a sandwich police one that is that is especially good I did see there was a crazy crime out of LAX since we were talking about catching flights uh where a guy showed up in a cow outfit but apparently the cow outfit was soaked in methamphetamines so he decided he was like acting all kinds of weird and crazy see through his skin and they determined that the cow suit that he was wearing was like 70 pounds of meth and F beans soaked dude yeah yeah here's here's a little bit of advice from the sandwich police reminder speeding is bad doing it in a vehicle with expired insurance and registration makes it worse well guess they guess they caught somebody um just all kinds of at least at least the police aren't responding to somebody stole my political sign no over that good morning Miss Gloria she's like oh tuned in just in time her favorite thing is uh our crazy crime Canadians busted across the US border with 111 pounds of cocaine worth $40 million wow how do I get in Canada it's going the wrong way right going the wrong way yeah well I'm sure they they there's a demand for an in Canada as well oh oh here's one here's one oh wait a minute wait a minute I lost it I'm sorry I I interrupted this this is classic um oh stop a callers received for an erratic driver the concerned party stayed behind the vehicle which was traveling at a slow rate of speed End quotes all over the road officers were able to catch up with the vehicle in the parking lot of a package goods store the driver was practicing their driving skills in a possession of a Learners permit oh wasn't their fault that is going to be me yes that's usually when I turn the hazards on with the kids and I'm like just go around just go around us go there was one particular person that was being so obnoxious behind us and I remember Lily's already a nervous driver yes Lily who doesn't have her license she still doesn't have her license she's 18 she's 19 we're she's never getting it she'll probably be 30 by the time she gets her license um but I remember like there was this one particular moment where some of them was just like tailgating us and finally I just hit all of the things and I'm like go around us refused to do it continued to tailgate us yeah wow just rude yep clearly she's a new driver I I've giving you all of the signals right either that or there's something wrong with my car and all these things are flashing and you're not helping no no did did did Lily tell you I ran into her at the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving she's like I just went to the bathroom and saw Hank I was like what coming out of the ladies room allow me to explain boys and girls I was at the grocery store talk to me Hank the day before Thanksgiving and first of all I believe there should be a line that says your regular customers you would have been here anyway for us to go through because I was legit just getting stuff that we legit needed I would very busy in there I would have I would have been there anyway but when you get to be a certain age you pass by a men's room and you figure well what the hell um I better just in case so I went to the men room and I'm standing there and the door's closed so I just handle and there's no response meantime there's a line for the ladies room and the women are cycling in and out and in and out and I'm still standing there waiting to go in the men's room I knock on the door wait a couple minutes jiggle the handle wait a couple minutes then water starts running you don't want to be in there anyway and I'm like this guy's taking a shower that's not the bathroom you want to be in hey so I look and there's no one in the ladies room so I figure well heck I'm just going to be in and out in a minute cuz I've been listening to water run now so you know I'm I'm I'm dead anyway so I run into the lady's room and BM and I'm saying to myself okay if you step out if there's a woman there you have to apologize and explain so I open the door and I look and there's a young woman standing there and it's Lily yay and she says my this is random isn't it I went Lily let me yeah right you don't have to I am a firm believer and you need to go to the bathroom you go to the bathroom I don't care what it is or who is there I am going if I have to go and I see it open I don't care what the sign says but I learned something I learned something at roach Bros you go you know where the Hang on for a second folks you know where the public restrooms are yeah you go up those stairs yeah there's employee restrooms up there oh sneaky yeah that's where I'm going who cares I'm not taking any chances you want to take a shower we already decided that that's once again not a bathroom you want to be in no no you're good you dodged a bullet on that one by friend yes you most certainly did no no um so there is a weird news story that I wanted to talk about because this probably a giant fear of mine and probably a reason why I've never visited Australia okay Australian driver calls police from the freeway when surprise snake slides up her leg hi biggy bur that's that's absolutely not that's it I would just have died I would where did this sake come from it's Australia they're everywhere big spiders and big snakes that's a that's a no for me I I will visit Australia in the winter time there right which is I'm giving up a Cape Cod summer for that for that yes and I don't know Australia how Australia is in the winter anyway I don't want it what's up Don because it's kind of close to the South Pole right Australia yeah right must be kind of chilly Don I've peed in more Men's Rooms than women's rooms right you go where you can go and it doesn't matter I think we've already crossed this you know one way to solve a political problem that we have right now just make every every every bathroom your choice unisex listen I was traumatized over the weekend we had a full on we had 500 people at the farmers market Christmas Market on Saturday it was busy and I got both of my boys come running over to me mom there's a problem you need to call the sanitation what's going on somebody went number two and the number one oh have a nice day folks there's me putting on my gloves no you didn't put on my mask you didn't I of course I did what am I going to go bother Dave I I friends with the sanitation guy I'm not going to call out it a Saturday doesn't but that doesn't mean you have to do his work I did I went in there I dealt with the situation oh St well it was clearly a little kid it was clearly kid how could it be a little kid that debts higher than this clearly my so my son made me laugh out loud because Cody goes well obviously somebody didn't want to drop their baby the Porta body Jee so if you were a caregiver who did that I had to clean it up so thanks a lot just add that to my many hats my son was terrified he wouldn't even let me hug him for days the things you do listen I'm not too proud we wear many hats around here if a job needs to get done I'm not too big to do it I will do it so just let you know I've never this is something I've never encountered in my entire life who does number one and the number two and the number one you just don't do it just don't do that no what's wrong with you oh my God it was so awful thank you very much to all of our sanitation people and people that deal with portapotty on the regular I can imagine the things that you've seen in your life and I just it is a micro dirty job situation and I salute you for doing the Dirty Jobs cuz was awful good morning Miss chrisy if you're just joining us and still here thank you for dealing with that it was it was a tough day boy uh let's see Lauren good morning beautiful people one thing I miss about supermarkets during Co is the oneway lanes oh I do too absolutely but then there would always be the old the elderly couple who somehow didn't get it and they would be going the wrong way but yeah the one B but everyone was offended by it and it really really made sense it made things go quicker right and people followed the lanes right except for the occasional folks but you just go up and down and up and down and I don't know why people got offended by it it was a cool idea I don't think people got offended by it I think that that nobody had time to sit there and police that anymore I think people just get exhausted of it it's better than the lady who just Parks her shopping cart that blocks the aisle and there's no way getting Byer oh I know yes that's exactly what happened Lauren and it was awful was bad yep yep and totally totally clueless that they're in the way that's the thing and I don't care if it was like if they turned around and went oh my God I'm so sorry she's looking for paprika she's gonna block that aisle until she finds the paprika that's it and that's usually where it happens uhhuh yep that's me I I will pick up their shopping cart thank you excuse me bye yeah thank you Ted Danson is going to be receiving the Carol Bernett award at the Golden Globes it is award season yes most of them are terrible I do like Ted Danson's new show really The Man of Mystery or whatever the heck it is haven't seen it I rifled through the entire season it's Eight Episodes they're short and what and and what is it on I don't know Hulu maybe okay maybe Hulu uh it it goes quickly they're fun they're cute and uh it looks like they're gearing up for a second season good and so so it was just nice to watch something fun and funny light right usually the day after Christmas is um usually the day after Christmas I think it's the day after Christmas it's the Kennedy Center show and Bonnie raid is being honored by the Kennedy Center this year oh very nice they've already taped it oh of course um Bonnie rate and somebody else who's really cool too I was like really surprised because usually it's you know it's an opera singer you've never heard of a movie director maybe you've heard of one of their movies yeah and then at some popular artist I mean it's been it's been L Zeppelin it's it's been it's been all kinds of people but I'm usually very busy celebrating myself on the day after Christmas since it's my birthday and it is the worst birthday on Earth nobody wants to do anything L do we forget nobody wants to go out nobody wants to eat cake they've they're done they're done with sweet they're done with all of the things people are partied out pooped out and I'm usually just me by myself celebrating myself well as long as you have fun well you're invited you know we're we're doing a dinner oh cool oh oh here we go the Kennedy Center for 2024 Francis Ford Copa cool okay The Grateful Dead cool okay Bonnie rate cool aren't they all de Arturo sendal Jazz trumpter cool and the Apollo Theater all right that's wicked cool hosted by Queen Latifa oh I I absolutely adore her yes Rich and I got to see her up and close and personal at one of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and induction ceremonies and she's just just a superstar yep yeah no she's she's really I think she introduced Miss Elliot right rtb good morning how are you today hope everybody's out there gonna have a wonderful day I know it's frigid plan ahead accordingly I have a selfie with her perfect very good a man on the inside and it's on um Netflix I have a selfie with her from afar I remember that one from afar one of these uh oplis I saw you in the cap and Island cap and Plymouth watch list today who is in Cape Plymouth watch list who's being watched are we being watched we might be being watched oo I'll have to take a look at it yes she did induct Missy Misdemeanor Elliott yeah perfect Missy Elliot I'm obsessed with her okay she's amazing she brought down the house she did oh my God like the energy of an Energizer Bunny uh and we all had fun like little glow stick light up things it was fun to be in the audience during that well you were there so get your freak on I'm sure it makes a difference to actually be there right and I've just been a big fan of her since her popularity days I wish she would come out with some new stuff that we all loved come on Missy yeah bring it back how old is she now not that old I think 50s yeah that's not old yeah no mid-50s yeah well she can still do stuff then absolutely yeah just got a whole another lifetime are you kidding me absolutely make some new Tunes I'm sick of the stuff that we've got right now I don't know what's going on in the in the universe not digging a lot of the tunes that are happening we are adding more to Lemon Ado I added your Jazz and your new Blues selections thank you very much for the month of December yes more to come box office everybody was at Moana oh no kidding everybody was at Moana I don't think anybody expected that no no I I I think everybody thought it was was going to be Wicked and the Gladiator and all of a sudden everybody went to Moana which means that The Rock has two movies in the top 10 not bad The Rock in the building whoever would have thought that I'm surprised the rock isn't in Gladiator as well honestly what's the matter you missed your Trifecta buddy you know I mean he if you want to think of a movie that The Rock would be in you'd think Gladiator pick these red one about Santa Claus Moana a cartoon or the Gladiator which one would you put the Rock in I wonder if jator if Germaine Clement made any of the tunes from Marana he was like one of my famous fabulous writers he's originally from Flight of the Concords and he's friends with uh wo TAA watiti uh from what we do in the shadows okay and uh that he's just funny yeah he's funny he's a great writer him and his best friend who was on Flight of the Concords wrote all the music for Muppets and then he wrote all the music for just a side um Jim Henson's children yeah posted something yesterday apologizing for comments that were made on The Muppet site or something yeah and and they were they were um um going to you know back off comments on the on the Muppet site some people said things that were inappropriate and they were apologizing it was very bizarre sounds weird yeah it came out of and I and I don't spend a lot of time on X anymore because it's even more of a dumpster fire than it's ever been it was always a cesspool oh it's worse now oh my God but I'm right in it I don't know why no you know what I can't even do it anymore I really you know I I I'd get sucked in for a couple of minutes I can't even do it anymore now yeah it's just it's just you know people are going to threads people going to Blue Sky that's the new thing uh yeah right somebody um Jen asked me yesterday uh if the I was on Blue Sky and I'm like I can't I just can't do another social media do I have to yeah probably is it something that we have to do a lot of people seem to be heading there I I I don't I don't why but this this is so much stuff out there now it's it's really I think we're gonna learn I'm just over the ads and the scammers I think that that's the problem that's what's driving people away from some socials and maybe Blue Sky got a better way to deal with that oh yeah but we're going to have to figure it out at some point uh music sex today but I'll tell you what out of the birthday parties I've hosted most kids have been requesting classic rock pop songs it's amazing I love that yep uh also been hearing that Moana 2 is not as good when are they gonna stop doing sequels when people stop going yeah right and that's not going to happen if they see a way to make money they will exploit the heck out of it until it's no longer exploitable it's like people panning for gold for crying out loud right uh rtb said one of Jim Henson's estate buildings is on the market including all the secret Areas uhuh is that something she needs no it's not yeah yeah I don't I don't know if you saw at RTV that the post like it was like a three-page uh post on on Twitter or something for them apologizing with what was said and even after you apologize you can't make everyone happy no I strive to really make people happy and I was called a c this weekend so that's just that horible I understand it I understand she was having a bad day I get that it's cold outside no no no no no no no I I'm not exing there's no excuse for that bad day nothing no you don't I'm not excusing it but everybody gets one I will let you have one no no no no she doesn't get one no doesn't get one from me lucky I wasn't there would have threw a butt right out sing along for Wicked premieres December 25th they've asked people not to go to the theater and sing along with it also warning parents are finding that the book Wicked is not for children I read it my husband bought me all of them after we went and saw it on uh Broadway and uh I was like oh this is a little bit scandalous so people are buy sex drugs rock and roll inside the original Wicked people are buying it children and people are buying it for their children because you know it's got this Ariana Grande flare to it that's you know it is got of a lot of adult themes and it is not for children no Mari has read it and she's told Mariana love to go see Wicked with you and what about the book and Mario goes uh no not the book quite bizarre RTV says absolutely not he can't handle it uh for what was it oh his his weekend at the box office nobody wants to attend a singalong and the Gladiator can you sing along to the Gladiator that's it and also Rich says i' would rather die Gloria than go to the singalong for Wicked not for him and and you know the sing along along for Wicked is those are singers J killer and Ariana Grande who's a serious singer and I don't know how you sing along with Ariana Grande sometimes because she goes play with her voice that few people can go to begin with one of my most favorite new SNL skits was Ariana Grande singing off key to that Sabrina Carpenter song oh really and it you could tell like she had to work hard not to sound she said her voice oh my goodness but she did a really good job of singing off key and I was like that must be so painful for her right now right I could just see on her face she's not happy with this no no no she's she's she's unbelievable she's don't want you to lose it it was like looking like it wanted to fall off the back of the chair and I was like listen I know what I'm getting for Christmas I'm getting a wallet that fits in the front pocket you know you've seen men's wallets that fit in the front pocket I I don't know I don't I don't know why but my wallet keeps tell Mar to lock it down you're going to be attracted some friends I know it I I keep i' I've lost my wallet here in the floor what three weeks three out of four weeks we were at um where were we we're at Sienna um maybe Saturday night Saturday night and we get up to go and I look down on the floor and oh there's my wallet oh you're like me though I lose everything all of the time we we're always somewhere else with our brain it's not a senior moment thing I've lost oh thank you very much it's not cuz I lose my stuff all the time everywhere oh good I'm glad we're busy we're Social Butterflies yeah we are there we go thank you we're focused on other things yes and not our personal belongings yes we're focused on the higher cut that's it elevate that's where we're doing it which is why I'm wearing glasses that really don't work for me today but wallet's falling out of my pocket my glasses don't work no I'm not having a senior moment at all today I had that moment this morning where I looked over at my husband when he was reading and I was like do you really read with font that big he's like I have to oh get glasses buddy there's like four words on each page I'm like so fast scrolling that must be so tiring if you're reading four words on a bage honestly honestly this is what he reads now it made me laugh all right listen we've yapped on long enough this Tuesday has been fabulous go give to something that really matters to you and go plan a trip because that's apparently what we're supposed to do today I know I can handle both of those things if you want to come on a cruise with us I've got it pin to the top of the lemon ado.com Facebook page if you're looking for something to do we've got trivia we've got music bingo we have five DJs out on Friday this Friday is crazy including one of our young young new brand new whipper snapper DJs I think she's 16 wow I know and she's doing a school dance I'm very excited to uh super have some of our new talents out there doing cool things so if you're looking for something to do you can always find US events on cape.com is our website events on Cape Cod is our Facebook group Hank what's coming up for lunch break um we'll be talking about something cool playing some neat music all right join us then for all of that I'll be over here Defying Gravity we'll talk later all right Thursday yes no Thursday oh um you have been requested to wear the Grinch suit on Mash b tv the Grinch suit yeah it was kind of a stipulation of Chris Ball giving me the suit he said he wants to see you in it on Thursday so thank you for volunteering take one for the team and just put the Grinch suit on on Thursday sure whatever I forgot to tell you oh okay Chris you said women's Pockets fit a single dollar bill in them don't worry about it 100% yes have a great day everybody we'll talk to you soon bye guys my God a grinch suit yeah you got to wear it I forgot to tell you are we serious about this dead serious it's upstairs in a bag